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Swag Tsunami

When an excessive amount of Swag Surfin is occurring at one time by a group or population of people.
Dude, everyone in our school is Swag Surfin', it's like a Swag Tsunami.
by Srgray August 28, 2009
mugGet the Swag Tsunamimug.

Unwarranted Swag

When a person, usually male, walks around carrying more swagger than their body is intended to hold. The most common form of this occurs in sports, when someone constantly surrounds themselves with great athletes and is basically along for the ride to a championship - causing them to believe they were the sole reason their team won.

No one knows why, but great athletes continue to accept the invitation to join his team. The offender of this misdemeanor crime can be easily spotted. His team will be winning, and he will be 5 times slower than the rest of the competition. He will also be the only person talking shit, despite being the worst player on the court/field/etc...

This would be equivalent to Luc Longley talking shit and walking with a limp because Jordan, Pippen, and company won him multiple championships.

This phrase originated in North Central Ohio... but has spread like a wildfire across the country due to the constant desire for losers to be seen as winners.
Andrew: "Is that guy really good? He's walking around like he owns this gym, but he looks like a tool"
Eric: "No, he's got a severe case of unwarranted swag. He was officially diagnosed last year, but is in denial."
by anonymous October 24, 2011
mugGet the Unwarranted Swagmug.

swag back

1. The opposite of getting swag jacked or swagger jacked.

2. To get ones dignity back after being done dirty.
Rod: "You see Bruce Bowen trip Kobe on that dunk attempt?"

John: "Ya, he got straight swagger jacked!"

Rod: "It's ok though, Kobe got his swag back when he used Bowen's face to break his fall!"

John: "Gout'em!"

Rod: "Standard"
by real_rodsizzler November 12, 2009
mugGet the swag backmug.

cuddle swag

When someone wants to cuddle so badly yet they want to look cool. So instead of enjoying it, they act like they don't care or that it's whatever.
"Last night I had some major cuddle swag."
by Kelsothy Puckett February 24, 2014
mugGet the cuddle swagmug.

Swag money23906

Gay for Matt (aka L1mbo)
swag money23906 sucks at seige
by L1mbo March 28, 2020
mugGet the Swag money23906mug.

Mango Swag

(n} A colloquilism of the phrase "Man got swag", originating in Bristol
"That's a nice Orangina cap you're wearing. Mango Swag"
by Haffnaff September 3, 2012
mugGet the Mango Swagmug.

The CEO of Swag

He won't let you go...
Ffs... the CEO of Swag just won't let me go!
by The epic penis April 30, 2020
mugGet the The CEO of Swagmug.

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