being stupid, cute, and innocent (or often pretending to be) to make up for your inability to fend for yourself and/or lack of meaningful contributions in life, with the hopes that other people will love and support you out of pity. it's just like real pandas. literally the whole species is useless but they're only alive because "uwu cute"
he can't drive or do taxes, but everyone's happy to support him because he acts like he can't do anything wrong. he's forced to rely on the panda strategy for his survival.
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Usually a slow building and contemplative process that crescendoes into the birthing of a mighty feculence.
So pungent, fervid and sultry is the defecation process that it steams up the entire bathroom to a state reminiscent of the dank and humid jungles of Central African flood plain of the Zambezi River.
Usually a slow building and contemplative process that crescendoes into the birthing of a mighty feculence.
So pungent, fervid and sultry is the defecation process that it steams up the entire bathroom to a state reminiscent of the dank and humid jungles of Central African flood plain of the Zambezi River.
Uncle Deepak just dropped a Zambezi Steamer and flattened the upstairs bathroom. We must open all the windows and evacuate the house quickly!
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by One Armed Crab September 23, 2009
Get the floated a steamer mug.(also known as VCS for short.) When someone craps on your heart, or even chest. But not in a literal sense. This steamy pile of shame and misery is delivered electronically. Hence why it's known as the "Virtual Cleveland Steamer."
Did you hear about Billy? He finally told a girl from high school how he felt about her, and she didn't even read his email, just straight up deleted it!
No way man, she Virtual Cleveland Steamered him? That's cold blooded!
No way man, she Virtual Cleveland Steamered him? That's cold blooded!
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Greg: Dinner was great, and then it steamed.
Benny: We were both running for the lavatory, and then it steamed.
Benny: We were both running for the lavatory, and then it steamed.
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Get the back out a steamer mug.When one takes a dump on another person's body (like a steamer) but followed by another person taking a dump on the original dump. More is better...
After completing the steamer, she needed more so I asked my buddy to give her a double decker steamer.
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