cool story hoe

When a hoe tells you something you don't care about. It's like "cool story bro" but for them hoes.

Ugly Hoe: Hey, I think your car is hot.
You: COOL STORY HOE.

You: Just benched 400 lbs.

Hoe: Cool story bro.

You: Cool story hoe.

by themasterofeverything123 June 5, 2011

Hood love story

People on Snapchat putting their business out telling the story of how their ex cheated or did them wrong in anyway.

Hood love story is another way of exposing

by Realiststatements February 21, 2020

Its a funny story

Something you say when you know your screwed, and your thinking of a way around it.

Jim - "Dude, why are you driving my car?"

Dave - "Its a funny story really-"

Jim - "Shut the fuck up and get out of my car."

Dave "Ok...."

by ReallyQuick June 14, 2010

christmas story morning

Christmas story morning- when you wake up and some semen leakage from the night prior has stuck your dick hole to your underwear. Just like when flick was triple dog dared to stick his tongue to the frozen flag pole.

My Dick hole has been bothering me all day. I need to start peeing before I go to bed so I can prevent these Christmas story mornings.

by Tenaciousron October 18, 2017

cock and bull story

It is referred to an untrue or imaginary story

Spare me that cock and bull story, mind you, I can't be easily decieved.

by Wilna T January 26, 2021

Roblox Sad Story

A Game on Roblox where it makes a terrible attempt at making you like a certain character before making that character immediately in WWII. I don't know why but they always die in a war related accident..... or at least the ones I saw.
The character always has a wife and sometimes a child, normally an infant. Then their wife becomes sad and the story ends with the infant smiling over his/her fathers grave.

"Dude I just watched some cringey Roblox Sad Story!"
"Arn't all of those like terrible?"
"Yep. Pretty sure they're made by five year olds."

by The Partygoers! April 13, 2021

fake friend story

make a private story on snapchat to chat shit about all the people that have done you wrong (fake friends) can use code names or whatever !

want to be added to my fake friend story !

by 𝐵𝑒𝑙𝑙𝑎 February 24, 2020