Fudge Spoon 

When a girl is consipated you use the head of your dick like a shovel to get the shit out. Otherwise known as, de-turding.

Jennifer told Payden, "I am feeling constipated... I think I need a fudge spooning...."

Fudge Spoon by Payden Reeed September 2, 2011

my spoon is too big 

A rejected commercial from the family learning channel

My spoon is too big

I am feeling fat and sassy today

My anus is bleading *yayyyy*

my spoon is too big by coasterenthusiast October 6, 2016

Pee Spoon 

When you pee on your little brothers mixing spoon and mix it into his Gatorade.

"Hey little bro, I used a Pee Spoon to mix up your Gatorade."

Pee Spoon by Some Asian Chef in Afghanistan June 12, 2018

Cock Spoon 

You know when you give your dog some peanut butter for that good sensation? You've become a Cock Spoon.

Boyfriend: Hey... I think we should break up
Girlfriend: What? Why!?
Boyfriend: Well, my dog gives better Cock Spoon's than you...
Girlfriend: Oh... so that's how it is

Cock Spoon by Local Beaner Ripper April 26, 2019

slot like a spoon 

romantic cuddling-arms wrapped around each other slotting together

Bob:Can we slot like a spoon sarah?
Sarah:Yes, let's slot

slot like a spoon by acitty11 January 3, 2010

Wash the Spoon

To visit the latrine, usually used in semi-polite conversation or when humour is needed to diffuse a tense situation. Useful at parties with lawyers.

'Hello.'
'I need to wash the spoon!'
'I will require evidence of that.'

Wash the Spoon by WellingtonBoot October 28, 2013

A Rusty Spoon 

Spooning with your girlfriend when she is on her period.

Man #1: I didn't want it, but Jessica gave me A Rusty Spoon last night.
Man #2: Ugghh, that sounds terrible!

A Rusty Spoon by InvictusTotalis June 13, 2016