Safety Spork

A Spork rendered safe for use by minors, sufferers of involuntary spasms and those who are extremely co-ordinationally challenged.

Namely, a spoon.

Ruprecht, you know what happens when you don't wear your eye-patch and use your Safety Spork..

by RepeelableDecals August 17, 2006

Pubic safety

A phrase which can be used to refer to college public safety/campus police forces. The phrase highlights the common ineptitude found amongst the campus gestapo.

Pubic safety caught me drinking in my dorm again!

by HarlanSanders September 16, 2010

brad im sorry safe bredwin

hey brad this is my apology letter im extremely sorry for all the mean words im sorry brad

sorry by Kenzie

brad is actually really safe brad im sorry safe bredwin

by ozzytoe October 12, 2018

Cock and ball torture safety

In cock and ball torture safety, loss of blood flow is one of the biggest risks in cock and ball torture, which can be seen with loss of color and edemas. Bondage in which the testicles are tied to something else is especially dangerous, increasing the risk of the testicles getting damaged through excessive tension or pulling. The most serious injuries are testicular rupture, testicular torsion and testicular avulsion, which are medical emergencies that require urgent medical attention.

Cock and ball torture safety is critical.

by 1234567890abcdefghij June 30, 2020

safety pin

that metal, pointy thing you see punks put on ther clothes, backpacks, jackets or maby even their ears. usually used to hold shit together.

johnny rotten from the sex pistols started the whole saftey pin fad bitch!!!!!

by uglyness is not bad March 22, 2005

safe

when sum1 is safe, it means der cool, der ok

or if u do somethin safe its like dats a cool fing of u 2 do

Or when u say hi 2 sum1

I like u, ur safe

U saved my brother, that's safe of u

Safe hannah {means u alrite hannah?}

by 3da aka Dejavu June 5, 2004

safety net

To line the bowl of the toilet with loo roll so the poo wont land in the water that you will have just pissed in and splash piss all over your bare ass. Also useful if you have an interest in what size, colour etc of your poo as it will land on the tissue for examination

Oh I forgot to put a safety net down, my ass is covered in piss and my poo has sunk

by The Daddy March 13, 2003