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Soccer

The best play where the best actors perform in a massive stage with spectators watching in the millions.
I want to get ready for the next play, I'll watch the Soccer game to help and get ideas.
by Kataphraktoi July 24, 2011
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Socket Wrench

To finger a person's vaginal or anal oriface(s) with a general left to right, back and forth, twisting motion as if one was tightening a bolt or nut with a socket wrench. Ideally performed with two to three fingers however and aggressive socket wrencher could perform said act with the entire hand and fist.
Mary could barely walk after Carl gave her a double fisted socket wrench.
by Eaton Holgoode January 12, 2016
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the spocker

Similar to the shocker. When 2 fingers are inserted into the vagina, and 2 fingers into the asshole. As opposed to 2 in the vagina, 1 in the asshole. Derived from Mr. SpocK from star trek's greeting.
"I totally gave that girl the spocker last night.
by KoolMFkev September 28, 2008
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Soccer mom

Usually, a white 35-40 year old women named Karen or Clare. The soccer mom will do anything for her kids, except give them freedom of course. She controls their friends, music, TV and games. Their little bitch kids (sorry, little angles) are always super Christian and are a mindless drone, like their father. The relationship between the mother and son only last 17 years, as the mom will come in and find her son nailing 2 girls. At this point, the mom is completely unsure as to how to react as they have only had sex twice. The relationship between the daughter and mother will last longer. It usually makes it another year before the mom walkes in and finds the daughter smoking crack or getting nailed by John who playes football. The soccer mom's life cycle is now over as her sole purpose has left her.
Man: *playing a song with the word "crap" in it"
Soccer mom: HOW DARE YOU PLAY SUCH VILE MUSIC- rants for 10 more minutes
Man: mkay who gives a fuck *turns up the music*
by A Salty Carrot May 5, 2019
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Anus sucker

"Hey Julie get your white ass over her and suck my anus, you Anus Sucker"
by mrnormalguy101 March 27, 2008
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Cam-shocker

The method/belief of two in the stink, one more in the stink.
One guy: That guy loves the sausage.
Another guy: Yah he's probably a fan of the cam-shocker.
by J-Klop March 22, 2009
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Lump Sacker

Underage smoking boy, who is typically short, and has a potentially high rate of bondage with girls named crystal, and sucks dick.
Dayummm!!! Jesse is such a lump sacker!!
by Joshercake March 25, 2009
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