soggy adam

British "slang" Term for:

a ''soggy adam'' is when you mix cum and shit in a blender, putting it into a sock and freezing it, after you freeze you would go to a homeless man and beat him with the frozen shitty cum sock, as you beat him to death with it, it would normally start to melt after it starts to melt you have to drink it out of the sock, and when the sock is fully drank, you repeat the whole process.

"Hey Charlie, that soggy adam was pretty fun wasn't it"

''Ooo, that was a nasty soggy adam Alfie!''

''Lets do soggy adam this weekend?''

by polish psycho May 5, 2025

Soggy Straw

The act of using ones foreskin to store water or other various liquids, much like a camel.

John got thirsty during the football game, luckily he had his soggy straw filled to the brim.

by Funk Dunkle Phd. January 16, 2021

Soggy chair

When you piss yourself in your chair and sit there letting it soak into the chair

Cole: “what’s that smell?”
Myles: “oh sorry I just have a soggy chair”

by myleslikesman March 15, 2022

The soggy cheerio

A sex position in which two partners undergo intercourse while a third party pours milk and Honey Nut Cheerios over the couple until mutual orgasm

Babe! I found a guy who is willing to be our third in the soggy Cheerio. You down?

by That bottom bitch October 19, 2019

soggy boggy

A chewed up piece of paper thrown in a classroom.

The wee ned threw a soggy boggy at the classroom ceiling.

by NotInTheWestEnd February 8, 2021

Soggy Wasteman

Someone who is an annoying sket

Rahhh you’re a soggy wasteman

by Soggyg September 17, 2020

Soggy Carson

Fellow kinfolk gather around a kneeled Carson and unload the legacy of their future generations.

Pullover! Let’s get a quick round of soggy Carson in before we get there.

by Jum9/7/ October 6, 2023