shit yer snatch

To completely overreact to a situation. Obviously meant to apply to women but doubly effective when applied to a man, implying they are, in fact, actually a woman.

Thomas: We're going to be late again! We have to leave and you're still sorting mail and need a wash!

Percy: Ok, don't shit yer snatch! The fat controller can wait two minutes!

by ctrlU October 20, 2010

Snatch Twenty Pooh

The scenario when defacation smells so bad that the pooher is left with the choice of (a) being sick in his mouth and swallowing the vomit or (b) vomiting into the toilet that is housing the foul-smelling pooh...

Joe: Jamie, you've been in the toilet for ages?! Is everything okay?!

Jamie: No, I've just experienced a Snatch Twenty Pooh moment!

by arab_joe January 25, 2011

Cockblock Swoop and Snatch

When a guy is attempting to spit game and you interject in the conversation, and spit superior game, thus stealing the female for youself.

Making the other guy look like an Asshat.

Wow, Shawn just failed again. Tim totally just Cockblock Swoop and Snatched that girl.

by XanderALX March 11, 2009

snatched sister schnauze

Yet another catch phrase used by YouTube creator James Charles. It refers to the contouring of the nose bridge making it appear ‘snatched’ or thinner.

There you have guys a snatched sister schnauze.

by Beyoncé’schild June 29, 2018

Venus Snatch Trap

A girl who keeps a man only by her sexual skills.

Man why havent you ditched that bitch yet?
That bitch has me with her Venus Snatch Trap.

by tunazz June 15, 2008

Snatch Gnats

The overwhelming presence of gnats due to the odor permeating from one's snatch.

One: These gnats are fucking annoying.
Two: Close your fucking legs, Suzanne.
One: I hate snatch gnats.
Three: I don't have snatch gnats!

by McWally September 28, 2011

cat snatch

1.Any such attempt to prevent a female friend or associate from getting some action.

2. The female version of being cock blocked.

3. The selfish act of stealing attention away from your friend.

1. Damn, Helen just totally got cat snatched by her friend Gina.

2. Girrrrrl...No you didn't just try and cat snatch.

3. What do we do? double H is making gettin her flirt on with Bubba in the living room, and the game is on in fifteen minutes. Quick, time for some cat snatchin.

by helen hamilton May 9, 2006