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Smurfed

To be wet with water and then blasted with blue chalk meant for a chalk line tool.
Brian got Smurfed by the framing crew this morning for stealing their speed square .
by Allenrox79 September 7, 2018
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Gold Smurf

When someone makes a smurf (Secondary Account) to win games in any Online PvP Videogame (e.g. League of Legends, Apex Legends etc.) to have easier games or to win more games, but isn't actually much better than the elo of their main account.
Person 1: "That account has a 60% winrate."
Person 2: "Don't worry, they're propably just a gold smurf. Their winrate isn't even that high!"
by Pebpebs April 23, 2021
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Smurf

A Smurf is when you go into a portaloo and people flip it to the floor and they come out in all blue stuff like a Smurf
Hey, Alyssa remember that day you turned into a smurf?
by Zurgzy June 1, 2021
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smurf rim job

When you take a dump large enough and with velocity in a porta potty that the blue water splashes up and gived your leather cheerio a kiss.
Oh man, I had to poop so fast that I received a smurf rim job in that porta potty
by SvenMacdirmada April 21, 2022
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danny smurf

Danny"Teddy" Theodorow
Danny Smurf is coming to drink with us.
by Shitfuckfire June 16, 2020
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Smurfing

The sexual act of choking ones partner until they turn blue.
Darling, I do love a good bit of smurfing!
by 123qweasdzxcrtyfghvbn May 23, 2015
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Smurfing

Originating in Australia smurfing is the art of sending an image of ones self via snapchat with ones face colored blue like a smurf.
"Oh I just got a new snapchat.

Omg their face is blue they must be smurfing me."
by DFL20003000 March 5, 2014
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