disappointing size

The forerunner of fun sized chocolate bars.

Here Son, a bag of 40 dissapionting sized chocolate bars to hand out to your friends at your birthday party.

by chris carter September 9, 2004

Chocolate Smile

Someone's ass when laying on their side with shit still in their butt crack from their last dump.

Dude, it was so gross Jon totally gave me the dirtiest chocolate smile yesterday!

by Dave of Nine Inch Newbs March 23, 2009

Pint Sized

Pronunciation: \ˈpīnt-ˌsīz\
Function: adjective
Date:1936

Adj. 1. pint-sized - well below average height
pint-size, runty, sawed-off, sawn-off
jargon, lingo, patois, argot, vernacular, slang for someone's woman
pint-sized
adjective (Informal) small, little, tiny, wee, pocket-sized, miniature, diminutive, midget, teeny-weeny, teensy-weensy, pygmy or pigmy

"she's so little she's pint sized"

by pint sized carolina June 19, 2009

put a smile on one's face

to make someone feel happy.

Look at Freddy, he looks so sad, let's go and put a smile on his face. ( put a smile on one's face.)

by Nabeel, January 16, 2008

gavens dick size

Massively huge penis. Enormously engorged penis.

"Bro, You got a gavens dick size"

by Jason Humphrey November 15, 2020

Curb Smile

The art of the curb smile usually requires two people. One to pry open the victims jaws and hold them open over the curb; and the other to stomp as hard as possible on the victims head.

Mike and I were so pissed at Cleavon we gave the poor bastard a curb smile.

by LMLYP June 18, 2004

shizer

Eva Braun knew how to give Hitler a good "shizer": the act of defecating on another person's chest.

Hitler couldn't get off unless Eva gave him a good shizer.

by mr. buggaloo October 1, 2004