HAWK SHOCKER

The Hawk Shocker is similar to the regular shocker, but instead of two in the pink and one in the stink it equates to one in the pink and three in the stink.

Tom: Hey Zach what's up dude? Did you hook up with that Laura chick after the party?

Zach: I sure did!!! I took her home and gave her the ole HAWK SHOCKER and now she won't stop calling me!

by JIMMY TOM March 21, 2009

shocker

Two in the please us one in the Oh Jesus.

My friend is dating a stripper and I told him he needs to give her the shocker, you know two in the please us and one in the Oh Jesus.

by DREP November 24, 2006

Shocked

A person who brings Surprised, and Astonished reactions from others through acts of perverted homo-sexuality.

Shocked; Paladin on Dethecus.

by Rectus April 29, 2009

Shock

Basically another word for rock, meaing to wear, refering to an item of clothing.

Where you get them shoes at, you make them man?

I got these at goodwill, these from 88', I'm so dope I can shock anything.

by Jizzo Fortanel July 20, 2009

shock absorber

A shock absorber is a guy that you take around with you to meet girls. The shock absorber's primary job is to entertain the ugly girls that are friends with hot girls, thus 'absorbing' the 'shock' of the situation as you now have a cockblock-free chance to hit on the hot girls. The shock absorber usually already is in a serious relationship or is gay.......or both.

"Hey Steve Watson, wanna be my shock absorber this summer?"

"So, this girl in a wheelchair came up to me. But luckily my shock absorber, Steve Watson, took care of her."

"Who wants a moustache ride?..No not you, ugly girl. You can have one from my shock absorber, Steve Watson"

by John Lyman July 16, 2004

Shocking Off

When the male grabs jumper cables and attaches them to his nipples, balls, and toes. He then grabs the other end to the jumper cables and attaches them to a running car battery. The pleasure from it is electrifying.

"I tried shocking off last night, it was great!"

by Bill_Bob_123 June 22, 2008

big shocker

two in the blood, one in the mud

two in the prize, one in the shize

two in the cat, one in the rat

two in the gap, one in the crap

by T. March 1, 2004