screw the pooch

Meaning to err greatly. Literally meaning to accidently achieve an orgasm when fooling around to get your sausage up in a girls guts. Hence, a catostrophic fuck up.

ex 1: We really can't screw the pooch in the 4th quarter, boys.

ex2: guy1-" I was so nervous with sheniqua last night that i screwed the pooch."
guy2- " ouch dude, ouch.
guy1-" ehhhh, it was good for me."

by Ollie Vector November 20, 2006

screw driver

Someone is a nutcase behind the wheel, usually drives a white van, or powerful rear wheel drive car.

"Bill your a fucking screw driver!"
"we wanted a driver, not a SCREW DRIVER"

by Bill May 18, 2006

screw

to fuck someone/something, in pussy or ass

I fucked Janie last night.

by YourMoM December 29, 2004

Screw Flanders

1. A poster a New wOw Order that thinks he is cool but in reality is a one-note tool.
2. What really killed Jesus.
3. A fucktard.

Screw Flanders makes baby Jesus cry.

by Brandon Downard November 25, 2003

rusty screwdriver

gay anal sex w/o a condomn

joe got a rusty screwdriver last night in prison, he must have dropped the soap

by john gilboy September 30, 2006

screwb

The word Screwb is based largely off of the word Scrub from the show "Scrubs". It usually becomes an annoying mantra and common word to fill in blank spaces.

<MooseFood> Look at all those nubs in the server.
<Dude>Stfu, Screwb. You're the noob.

<MooseFood> Screwb!
<MooseFood> Screwb!
<MooseFood> Screwb!
<MooseFood> Screwbular Tubular!
<MooseFood> Lewl
<MooseFood> Lwlz

by RifeHeretic September 5, 2007

cork screw

were you have anal sex with a chick and she sticks her as in the air. and u have someone spin you around in a circle.

i cork screwed cindy for 500 spins

by jizman December 14, 2007