When horny denizens exit their plant, they drop by the local turkey shoot to carry out their manly duties, corn-holing any bird's cloaca. The resulting cacophany is recorded by Deutch Gramaphone and marketed as LJSO.
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Similar to an orch dork, a symph nymph is a person who plays violin, viola, cello, and/or bass in an orchestra/symphony. They're just slightly cooler and obviously have a more creative and original mind.
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Guy 1: Dude, I just I'm failing two classes and I don't have time to be at work and at school.
Guy 2: Dude... I failed a class once. I was never good at P.E. *Sympathetic Pat on shoulder*
Guy 2: Dude... I failed a class once. I was never good at P.E. *Sympathetic Pat on shoulder*
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Get the symphony mug.When inhaling powdered drugs into the nasal passages, getting symmetrical means to use both nostrils to inhale the drug. It is common practice to alternate between the two nostrils, so that one doesn't become asymmetrical, which is the opposite of the desired effect.
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