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Swag

Something people think they have when all they have is the following: a 3 inch dick, no life skills, saggy pants, an undeniably low IQ, turrets, or retarded looking balls.
The male thinks to himself, Man I have a small penis. He then says out loud, "Hey guys.... SWAG!" (funny rhymes with fa...)
by ChescaFran February 10, 2012
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SWAG

when a girl deep throats and swag
by kasper GZ April 30, 2012
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Swagsters

A level up from hipster status.Swagsters always roll in pairs, never alone. Swagsters wear Toms, Hipster Glasses, Matching Superhero tshirts, have sweet dreads, love cupcakes and singing to adele and ghost patrol.
Person 1: Wow! Im so surprised Jonathan and lili are hipsters!

Person 2: dude! stfu! they aren't hipsters, they have swag! They Are swagsters!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Person 1: oh my bad, i'll go jump through a window now.
by Swagtasticmacdaddy November 14, 2011
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tp swag

The ability to have so much swag that girls are on you as if you were a chick magnet.
Man Joey has so much tp swag he pulled in about 20 bitches last night.
by TP21 October 23, 2011
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54 year old SWAG

BILL H.
Emily: OH MY GOD! Did you see that guy who walked by?:0*mesmerized*
Erin: Yeah, thats my dad. He has 54 year old SWAG :)
by SWAGMASTER2 July 30, 2011
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naughty girl swag

noun or can be made into a verb when spoken in the past tense (i.e. Last weekend, I turned my naughty girl swag on.)
it is a lifestyle originated from the legendary area of wildwood, a quaint neighborhood in the city of chicago.
along with chicago, miami has a significant number of naughty girls who rep this notorious naughty girl swag.
Keep in mind, naughty girl swag is not limited to Miami and Chicago. This swag is worldwide. From Barcelona to Dubai.
important note: you were either born naughty or not.
you cannot buy, learn, or cultivate this swag.

whooty girls often have naughty girl swag BUT REMEMBER these words are FAR from synonymous.

this word is not to be throw around or mistreated.
Emily knows how to work her naughty girl swag.
by naughtygirl22 December 3, 2010
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Shags

A kid who regularly gets rammed in the ass by a drillpress, usually in a techroom while informing his female mate that the quality of her belt is currently sufficient, but if it were to be removed he would appriciate it and probably bust a huge nut. "Shags" also enjoys article writing, buying Doreen a slush and hitting two homeruns out of murphy.
Hey Shags, I was just playing some chinese checkers and I was wondering if you would eat sushi off of my nuts. No?...alright, maybe later...shags
by Svi Diddy January 24, 2003
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