Soft Text

1. When you want to hollar at a guy / girl but not be too aggressive via text message.

2. A formal way of communicating via texting.

Let's say you meet a girl & get her number. You should probably send her a "Soft Text" before calling just to break the ice.

Or maybe you want to send a "Soft Text" to someone that your too shy to talk to

by Preston Walters July 27, 2009

Sofos

Wise like a philosopher.
Kick ass smart.

What a sofos thing to do.

by sofos1 March 28, 2011

Soft & Wet

Best damn Stando Husbando ever.

"I'll make a definition for 'Soft & Wet' on Urban Dictionary, buy you a mug of it. You'll love it!"

by Went And Blew it All Sky High March 6, 2018

Sofia

A strong, beautiful girl that boys don’t always realize how much she’s worth. However, when you meet her she can make the most STUNNING, caring girlfriend you’ll ever have. She may even be the love of your life.

If a boy breaks up with her she’ll be strong and her besties (usually an Ola or Florencia kinda girls) will always be there for her.
She’s the bestest friend you’ll EVER have, a loving girlfriend and she makes a great sis in crime! And if you ever have a chance to meet her, don’t spoil it and if you become her enemy, you better watch out😑

Ola: I can’t wait to have a sleepover with Sofia and you
Florencia: IKR!!! But I can’t believ what Antonio did that thoooo
Ola:Sofia is a strong girl and Antonio will probably regret it...

by Olfl💚💙 May 16, 2018

Soft Gay

A gay who is too soft for their own good. Must be contained immediately before there are further damages.

Ty: "Hello, Soft Gay!"
Soph: "Hello! :)!"

or

Ty: "Hello, Soft Gay!"
Soph: "hewwo uwu!!"

by im not a mannequin April 22, 2019

Dutch Soft Serve

When one disposes their fecal matter in another's laundry machine. When one turns on their laundry/washer machine to do their clothes, they will be greeted with a happy ending to their laundry.The dutch soft serve causes an instant mixture of feces and clothing fabric to blend together and create the perfect mixture of greatness.

You're at a party and notice someone's laundry/washer machine is sitting unused. You can take adavantage of that and fix your or someone else's/something's fecal matter into the machine. The Dutch Soft Serve.

by BigG123 November 2, 2010

soft-drink

The politically correct term for water that hasn't solidified.

Just kidding.

Soda, pop, coke, cola, carbonated beverage, sugar filled yummy goodness, etc...

Coca-Cola.
Pepsi.
... And I think there's some other types of soft-drinks, but they fight for media attention too much so that's all my brainwashed mind knows.

by ~The Nameless One~ October 23, 2005