Square Skirt

She acts like a ho but all the guys still say no
For a big slut she got a tiny butt
She thinks shes funny acting like a house bunny
She think shes so cute acting like a cat , but everyoe know she looks like a ugly ass rat!
She always trying to act like me, but too bad you have bad backne!
(pause cold feet)
You are obssesed with shrooms go cry in your room.
All you can do is dance, but all you REALLY want is a schlong in your pants!!
You take credit for all my shit, but you have one bigger tit!
You think smoking weed will make you cool, but really your the most hated girl in school
Putting your hand up by your boobs,only makes you look like a bigger noob.
Now that you lost all your so called 'friends', who are you going to flash your rear end?
Walking around in your square little skirt, why don't you put on a conservative shirt?

WEARING AN A WHEN YOUR A B MAKES EVERYONE YOUR ENEMY.

groossssss. its Square Skirt

by hurmuphagous May 29, 2011

Tween Wet White T-shirt Trick

When an older perverted guy who knows better, runs into a girl between 9 and 12 in a bathing suit wearing a white t-shirt over it, and the guy has the disturbing urge to want to see the girls under developed, yet already growing breasts. The trick involves tricking the girl into taking her bathing suit top off with her shirt on, claiming she can not do it. Then when she does it, the guy squirts her t-shirt with water. Most of the time, the girl is gullible enough to think he is just playing around. Sometimes, the girl catches on and isn't very happy about it. In rare cases, the police are called and the guy has a lot of explaining to do.

I was on the beach with my 11 y/o nieces friend. She was wearing a white t-shirt over her bathing suit. I knew it was wrong but I had a water gun and I attempted the Tween Wet White T-shirt Trick. She caught on with what I was doing after the fact and she didn't appreciate it. Neither did her parents or my niece........ or the cop........ or the judge.

by The Jax May 3, 2007

shirt cows

A woman's boobs. Her titties. Her lady bumps. Deposits of fat and tissue on a woman's chest. Sometimes abnormally fat men have shirt cows.

Hoo baby I love them shirt cows!

"By the looks of those shirt cows I'll never go hungry!"
-Stewie, from Family Guy

Holy shitnuts, that guy as some major shirt cows!

by ennervate April 9, 2004

Skirt Bait

When one places items on the floor that can be read up close, such as the sides of books, CD's and DVD's such that if a girl bends overto read them, one can make a deft attempt to sneek a peek.

Guy A: Why do you stack your stuff on the floor?
Guy B: Oh, it's Skirt Bait
Guy A: Does it work?
Guy B: Oh yea.

by Jack Foxtrot July 1, 2008

Tattoo Shirt

1. When someone has so many tattoos on there chest, back, and arms that it appears they are wearing a shirt with random patterns instead of being topless.

2. A shirt with tattoo designs over it, a soft core/poser version of a real tat shirt

1. Did you see the drummer for that punk band? He had such a sweet Tattoo shirt! I think I saw a dragon!

2. There was this cool Tattoo shirt I saw at hot topic, I would have bought it but it was 35 bucks.

by soonmme May 16, 2009

Squirt Shirt

A shirt with spunk stains (usually the result of a masturbatory session when tissues or toilet paper were out of reach) that a guy knowingly wears out in public.

Harry thought he could get away with wearing his squirt shirt to the company picnic, but it was a plain white t-shirt, and the cum stains were clearly visible to his boss and co-workers.

by noodles montgomery October 18, 2009

t-shirt axis of evil

The evil axis of t shirt websites consisting of Snorgtees, Noise Bot, and Bustedtees. Like how the axis in WWII consisted of Japan, Nazi Germany, and Italy.

Guy 1: What does Noise Bot and Nazi Germany have in common?
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: No one wears their uniforms nowdays
Guy 2: lollercaust
Guy1: The t-shirt axis of evil...

by Mango Tomango February 25, 2010