ennervate's definitions

shirt cows

A woman's boobs. Her titties. Her lady bumps. Deposits of fat and tissue on a woman's chest. Sometimes abnormally fat men have shirt cows.

Hoo baby I love them shirt cows!

"By the looks of those shirt cows I'll never go hungry!"
-Stewie, from Family Guy

Holy shitnuts, that guy as some major shirt cows!

by ennervate April 9, 2004

SWAT master

Mathew Schwartz.

Who da SWAT master? Mathew Schwartz!

by ennervate April 7, 2004

Mansechs

The sexual interaction between two men.

"Man, i'm going to make sweet mansechs to him tonight."

by ennervate April 7, 2004