Definitions by ennervate

shirt cows 

A woman's boobs. Her titties. Her lady bumps. Deposits of fat and tissue on a woman's chest. Sometimes abnormally fat men have shirt cows.

Hoo baby I love them shirt cows!

"By the looks of those shirt cows I'll never go hungry!"
-Stewie, from Family Guy

Holy shitnuts, that guy as some major shirt cows!

shirt cows by ennervate April 9, 2004

Mansechs 

The sexual interaction between two men.

"Man, i'm going to make sweet mansechs to him tonight."

Mansechs by ennervate April 7, 2004

SWAT master 

Mathew Schwartz.

Who da SWAT master? Mathew Schwartz!

SWAT master by ennervate April 7, 2004