shaft packet

A sly comment made towards a rather annoying homosexual male.

Dude....im sick of that shaft packet

by Perples December 25, 2006

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Shaftonomics

(Noun or Adj.) The negative side of economics;

(Verb.) Being on the receiving end of a bad financial decision or situation.

Man...the oil business is some shaftonomics bullshit.

Did you hear? Joe's wife got the house in their divorce! The judge gave him a lesson in shaftonomics.

Reagon is to tricklenomics as Bush is to shaftonomics.

by [502] SgtBakeNutz June 13, 2008

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ShaftZilla

The dildo of all dildos. Basically that special dildo that makes a girl (or guy.. if you're into that shit) insta-gasm. Shaftzillas are usually rather large, they fuck shit up, and they get the job done.

"Omg, my boyfriend had me out in like 5 seconds.. almost as good as my ShaftZilla!"

by BasicallyFemalesEverywhere May 16, 2010

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shaftshift

A maneuver in which the erect penis is repositioned in order to present a more socially acceptable appearance.

I had to bust out the uptuck shaftshift to hide the huge bone I had during class.

by donjuanschlagums August 7, 2010

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Shftr

Someone mysterious and cool. usually classy as well. likes to talk cool, and isn't a poser. Will stand up for the un-popular kid, and isn't afraid of the jocks, goth, huge kids or anyone else who might pose a threat to an average kid.

Jock: Im gonna beat your face to a pulp, FREAK!

Nerd: OH SH**

Shftr: (throws down backback) BACK OFF AS***LE!

Bystander:what a shifter. Cool.

by Shftr123 January 5, 2011

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