Russian Shart Shower

When a man shits in a bucket then dumps the bucket over his head

I just took a “ Russian Shart Shower” it was so smelly

by Oqueefna March 19, 2022

Shart Flap

A Shart Flap is a piece of absorbent material, like bamboo cloth, sewn into the back of Commando brand shorts to prevent visibility of any shart aftermath.

Thank God my Commando shorts had a shart flap or people could see my Taco Bell accident that snuck up on me.

by Commando Shorts November 06, 2022

Dip Shart

Not quite a shit, but totally a shart.

Don't be such a Dip Shart, dude.
Hey man, I noticed your K/D is lookin' pretty ass lately. Don't let these little dip sharts walk all over you.

by cis white woman June 19, 2022

Shart Tank

A conference room inhabited by substandard corporate executives. Etymology: Shark Tank

“The executive team is stinking up the shart tank to review quarterly results.”

“Back to the shart tank to give a marketing presentation.”

by Wordy Word February 27, 2021

Shart Tank

A small space containing over a tsp of liquid flatulence...

Luckily my shart tank held out against those brown pointers otherwise I would have been a goner!

by Mr. Tassie Tuna March 20, 2022

Shart Tank

When a less than optimal deal is presented and you take it because your don’t know shit

Dude got Shart Tanked by that con man on the tv last night

by angeloregon August 01, 2021

Sharting

When you feel a huge ass fart coming and let it out because you think it’s going to feel good, but then feel something sticky come out of your asshole along with it.

Dude1: Hey dude, I was sharting this morning.
Dude2: Hot damn! How’s the skid marks?

by shitweasel June 11, 2020