scientific theory

something scientists use to figure stuff out. you don't need to bother yourself with it.

einstein used scientific theory to figure out that the world is round

by t-dubya April 25, 2006

sciensy

(n.) BS that sounds so accurate and technical that some may be convinced it's actually the truth.

"Drew Carey can't lose weight because the air he ingests has a chemical reaction with his digestive system, producing more fat." "Wow! Really!?" "Nope, just throwin' some sciensy at ya!" "Argh! I am fooled!"

by Razukin December 2, 2002

science teacher

The teacher you hate because she is stupid.

I FUCKIN HATE JILL SHE IS SO DUMB, SHE IS THE DUMBEST SCIENCE TEACHER EVER

by Jill Buchanan November 21, 2016

Political Science

Best program at the University of Ottawa. Highly motivated and ambitious students study Poli Sci. Students in this program are thinkers and are very effective at reasoning; they don't just memorize definitons and write them word for word on an exam. Students in this program are the leaders of tomorrow. Political Science students are hardcore political junkies and value CPAC and CBC Newsworld. They also get really annoyed when the media says that young people aren't voting because ALL POLI SCI STUDENTS VOTE..WOOT WOOT! Many political science students at uottawa are part of the PSSA, the poli sci student association. If you're part of this group you're cool....if you're not, people will feel bad for you

Derrick: Hey are you in the PSSA?
Random: No I'm not.
Derrick: Aww, I'm sorry, that sucks.

Poli Sci student: What are you writing?
Business student: My mathematical calculations & formulas.
Poli Sci student: We don't DO math in Political Science....Well, I'm off to meet the Prime Minister for lunch......later.
Business student: I should switch programs.

by leaff April 28, 2006

Science teacher

Noun: The one person you would probably be down to fuck regardless of their gender

normally between the ages of 25 and 48.

"is the new science teacher a boy or a girl?"
"who the hell cares I want to have super sex with them."

by billy baby 333 March 12, 2020

spa science

Knowledge or a system of knowledge covering improbable results of spa treatments or the operation of spa logic especially as fabricated for sales purposes and concerned with bodily appearance and sense pleasures.

Electric detox body wrap for weight loss? Sounds like spa science to me!

by Bottom Ford June 8, 2009

bad science

a term used to describe well-intentioned but incorrect, obsolete, incomplete, or over-simplified expositions of scientific ideas.

An example of bad science would be the statement that electrons revolve in orbits around the atomic nucleus, a picture that was discredited in the 1920's, but is so much more vivid and easily grasped than the one that supplanted it that it shows no sign of dying out.

by Laser Potato July 6, 2005