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antiforensic science

a new and controversal science started by a few academics who are untrusting of the government and law enforcement and think they are taking to many of our freedoms away.
it is the study of how to foil forensics and leave no evendience behind.
it is sometimes used by some criminals and criminal organizations.
it is usually studied informaly by computed or under a specialist in it ect.
John is studying antiforensic science.
by Deep blue 2012 October 10, 2009
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it's not science rocket

derogatory form of "it's not rocket science" (capable of being accomplished with ease; posing no difficulty), intent on mimicking the ignorance of the recipient.
"what do you mean you don't know what the address bar is? It's not science rocket."
by Mattymatt November 15, 2006
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Scannin

Checkin out someone's features
Chris been scannin this girl all day
by yunginfamous August 18, 2007
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Scienteriffic

Something that has evolved from being boring to fantastic because of Science
My new Scienteriffic air bag is gaurenteed not to break my nose on deployment...
by Kole Brian January 17, 2008
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ScannerBomb

When using a image scanner type device, look into the scanner with the lid open.
I was scanning the tops of boxes with the lid ajar, and the boss looked into the scanner while it was scanning. Got a great shot of his eye. He scannerbomb ed me.
by greatdrew April 16, 2015
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science dick

Science dick is the generally accepted measure of success in the fields on physics, chemistry, biology and dyingalonelyvirginology. Those who have made a greater number of important discoveries are known to have bigger science dicks.

It is similar to to the measure of "e-penis" used in other circles. It is also equally irresistible to girls. Researchers in computer science may score highly in both, an achievement known as diphallia. The science dick is not popular in computer science for this very reason.

Because of complaints by people hot for Jesus, science dick is generally not discussed in public. It was found that the more mathematical H-index correlates well with science dick, so it is often used instead. Next time you hear a scientist talk about H-index, know that he's talking about his dick.
"Booya losers! Guess whose science dick just grew ten inches!" -Albert Einstein, upon discovering general relativity

"I decided to quit my science career after I found out that Marie Curie has a bigger science dick that I do." -Many an aspiring male scientist

"Pasteur, sir, do I observe correctly a substantial increment in the size of your breeches?" / "Verily, how perceptive! Having written about boiling milk, I found it necessary to reflect the consequences it held for me personally" / "How rare!"
by Mark42 October 17, 2015
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Science Lenk

When someone is being loud and yelling at everyone while simultaneously being extremely weird.
person: * sees popular boys and squats *
friends: omg ur being such a science lenk
by zkxkkckdnwkak March 18, 2017
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