by Johnny Appletree March 2, 2022
Get the Mexican Sandwich mug.When you can’t be fucked to make actual food or go out and get food and no one you live with is willing to make food for you because you’re a fucking adult. So you grab two slices of bread and eat that. Often accompanied with a glass of whatever the fuck was in the fridge.
My wife was sick today and couldn’t make dinner. So I had to eat a nothing sandwich, I really need to learn how to cook.
by Andrresito June 4, 2021
Get the Nothing sandwich mug.Anything and everything is a sandwich to this person. Not one meal can stop this icon from putting it between two juicy slices of bread, and will they ever stop? Never.
(Even with all the discrimination they receive from their friends and family)
(Even with all the discrimination they receive from their friends and family)
‘Why does Grandpa Joe put everything between two slices of bread?’
‘Well son, back in the day he was a right Sandwich God’
‘Well son, back in the day he was a right Sandwich God’
by ilovebreadsomuch June 5, 2023
Get the Sandwich God mug.I know what you did you susburger sandwich so fess up.
Look at that (human), what a susburger sandwich?!
Look at that (human), what a susburger sandwich?!
by User unfriendly June 21, 2021
Get the Susburger Sandwich mug.When a couple has sex, and the female is hungry and yells out, "Im hungry" The male then responds sure here comes a fluffer sandwich. The male then pulls out his loaf of bread, and places them on the females face. He then cums on one piece and slathers one side of the bread with his handy jar of peanut butter. He puts the bread togather and cuts the crust off for extra plaesure and force feeds the female.
Nick was with Kate, it was a pleasurable evening until Kate cried until Nick gave her a fluffer sandwich. She was pleased
by Narvie December 28, 2005
Get the Fluffer Sandwich mug.Is when you put jelly between some breasts and proceed to titty fuck them.
You can add peanut butter for a little bit of resistance
You can add peanut butter for a little bit of resistance
by Dirt D May 7, 2009
Get the Jelly Sandwich mug.The act of of two men double teaming a women (or man) of african desent. Most often in the mouth and vagina (rarely but still possibly in the ass)
Dude 1: Bro last night was crazy!!
Dude 2: Yeah i cant believe we banged that black chick. AT THE SAME DAMN TIME!!!
Dude 1: Hellz yea it was totally a nigger sandwich!
*High five*
Dude 2: Yeah i cant believe we banged that black chick. AT THE SAME DAMN TIME!!!
Dude 1: Hellz yea it was totally a nigger sandwich!
*High five*
by The cock-slinger August 18, 2012
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