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Mexican Sandwich

When your having a threesome with two fat girls and get sandwiched
Bro I almost died last night when I was Mexican Sandwiched.
by Johnny Appletree March 2, 2022
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Nothing sandwich

When you can’t be fucked to make actual food or go out and get food and no one you live with is willing to make food for you because you’re a fucking adult. So you grab two slices of bread and eat that. Often accompanied with a glass of whatever the fuck was in the fridge.
My wife was sick today and couldn’t make dinner. So I had to eat a nothing sandwich, I really need to learn how to cook.
by Andrresito June 4, 2021
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Sandwich God

Anything and everything is a sandwich to this person. Not one meal can stop this icon from putting it between two juicy slices of bread, and will they ever stop? Never.

(Even with all the discrimination they receive from their friends and family)
‘Why does Grandpa Joe put everything between two slices of bread?’
‘Well son, back in the day he was a right Sandwich God’
by ilovebreadsomuch June 5, 2023
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Susburger Sandwich

Noun: a highly mature way of accusing someone of suspicious behaviour.
I know what you did you susburger sandwich so fess up.

Look at that (human), what a susburger sandwich?!
by User unfriendly June 21, 2021
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Fluffer Sandwich

When a couple has sex, and the female is hungry and yells out, "Im hungry" The male then responds sure here comes a fluffer sandwich. The male then pulls out his loaf of bread, and places them on the females face. He then cums on one piece and slathers one side of the bread with his handy jar of peanut butter. He puts the bread togather and cuts the crust off for extra plaesure and force feeds the female.
Nick was with Kate, it was a pleasurable evening until Kate cried until Nick gave her a fluffer sandwich. She was pleased
by Narvie December 28, 2005
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Jelly Sandwich

Is when you put jelly between some breasts and proceed to titty fuck them.

You can add peanut butter for a little bit of resistance
I gave her a jelly sandwich and then she licked all the jelly off my johnson.
by Dirt D May 7, 2009
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Nigger Sandwich

The act of of two men double teaming a women (or man) of african desent. Most often in the mouth and vagina (rarely but still possibly in the ass)
Dude 1: Bro last night was crazy!!

Dude 2: Yeah i cant believe we banged that black chick. AT THE SAME DAMN TIME!!!

Dude 1: Hellz yea it was totally a nigger sandwich!

*High five*
by The cock-slinger August 18, 2012
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