rubberband man

A man who can only perform sexually with a tight rubber band triple-wrapped round his cock to restrict blood-flow, whilst fantasising that he's a smurf shagging smurfette.

Rubberband man theme tune:

Gonna find me a rubber band,
Gonna wrap it round my chonson,
Gonna find that lil' smurfette,
And may her suck my big blue cock tonight!

Oh yeah! That's what I'm gonna do,
Cos I'm a crazy smurf with a big blue cock tonight!
That's what I am!
I'm not some weirdo with a rubber band wrapped round my cock, no!
I'm a friggin smurf!
Why won't anyone believe me?

by cheddarfloor April 30, 2006

Rubber Duck

A crusty lump of drugs left in the bottom of a bathtub that has been used for making drugs.

"The rubber duck will fuck you up"

by meme5555 August 9, 2012

burning rubber

when a guy cums too quickly

"So how was Tom in bed?"
"The only thing Tom is good at is burning rubber."

by ans.black July 18, 2016

rubbah slippah

Local Hawaiian version of "camel toe".

Like when you are wearing socks and wearing rubbah slippahs..look at your socks and you'll see what it means.

by japfarm October 2, 2007

rubac

to be happy

Rubac, i got an a on my test!

by tim February 16, 2003

robably

a combination of the name Rob and Probably.

Tiffany robably doesn't have a chance with her supervisor.

by alexvalb December 26, 2008

robabank

Unsurprisingly enough, it the most frequently robbed bank is Santa Maria, California.

Friend 1: Both Robabanks were robbed last week!
Friend 2: No kidding! What else is new?

by VickyT February 10, 2008