riperoni

When you are dead and there's nothing you can do about it. No matter how hard you clench your asshole you're just fucked.

That guy mario lost his ID card; man that's total riperoni.

by Docter N October 14, 2017

ripped him a new asshole

when you bitch someone out to the point that they poop themselves so big it rips a new asshole

He said I was manipulative which is CRAZY so, I ripped him a new asshole

by soapythebitch January 29, 2018

Riperoni Pepperoni 10x

Riperoni Pepperoni 10x is used to describe someone or something that has died from eating too much meat.

OH MY GOSH! MY COUSIN HAS DIED FROM STUFFING THAT FUCKING MEAT IN HIS MOUTH!!! HE'S A RIPERONI PEPPERONI 10x!

by dipshitdickhead69 November 9, 2018

Ried

The biggest jackass there is.

Man that guy really messed up! That’s a Ried!

by [e-mail] March 23, 2020

reaper-raped

1. Wishing death upon someone in a violent and destructive manner.

2. Death by the method of having a sickle forcibly inserted into the anus, and subsequent resulting blood loss and shock.

I hate that guy Bob, I hope he gets reaper-raped.

Reaper-rape is a method of describing such a death as "being killed by the Giant Dick in the Sky."

by beardedavenger February 18, 2010

Drink Raped

The violated feeling a Starbucks barista has after a strenuous frappuccino happy hour where everyone in a 50 mile radius comes out to participate in a half price pandemonium. Also applies for weekend shifts with no promotions.

The feeling a Starbucks customer has after they've incurred an absurd charge for their 12, 16, or 20oz hand crafted beverage

I've lost all faith in humanity after I was drink raped from 10 until 3. Happy hour, my ass...

I have 4 insufficient funds charges from getting drink raped at starbucks

by MorbidHomemaker May 18, 2015

Sun Raped

When your whole face is flashed by the sun and you can't see shit.

No the sun will not fuck you you desperate 14 year old thot

Ex: Kyle walked out of his house and got sun raped.

by Goodvibesalldewayman January 25, 2020