real catfish

When you use make up, hats, scarfs, etc. to hide your age and/or identity

Don't be a real catfish bitch

by Puddinover05 April 13, 2017

Real d

Penis, flesh like, not rubber

They love the real d

by Berry Punny December 16, 2017

real spiel

real shit or no bull shit just a new way to agree on something

(friend 1): them gdk niggas (friend 2) : real spiel them niggas pussy

by ilovemymannnn September 24, 2023

eating real

When you and the boys get set a fat peng meal for you all to enjoy.

Look at my pizza,boys we are eating real.

by Linknbill July 22, 2017

real estatement

A store located in a high-traffic / posh area. Prime real estate selected to make the brand seem bigger than it is.

"Opening that shop in Rockefeller Center certainly makes a real estatement!"

by Boundlessj November 20, 2013

real and true

funny kumalala gif on tenor

real and true bro
and that's on god baby girl

by Par2d0x January 6, 2023

This can’t be real..

A question being used when in a situation where it feels like a dream, or when the person saying it is in denial. They say it to try to reassure themselves

Doctor: Your sister died.
Person: this can’t be real..

by Idontthinkimokanymore February 21, 2023