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asshole rating

A determinate rating of the level of contemptibility of a person, as decided by his/her peers; measured from 0.0 to 100.0, where 100.0 is the highest/most.
Joseph's asshole rating has been decided: 34.4
by Kiko February 1, 2004
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Assoluto Racing

Definition:
A retarded game that is constantly getting more bugs and no fixes
Assoluto Racing is fucking trash smh
by IXRASSOLUTO May 27, 2020
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Brizillian Drag Racing

The game of race shaving your pubes with mutual friends. Usually brought about by consuming multiple budweisers. The winner finishes shaving first. If a tie, the winner is whoever has less cuts on their genitalia.
So me and bobby are about to brizillian drag race; you in?

Brizillian drag racing was definetly a bad idea last night.
by mxmatt612 June 9, 2011
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street racing

one of the most badass hobbies ever. a dangerous sport that gives you an addrenaline rush like nothing else can. sometimes perfromed on closed roads, and often performed on busy highways, street racing should be and usually is perfromed with an import. tho rare and pointless, some idiots drive domestic cars and "rice" them out or try to make them look import, they then get big stickers that say "import hater" or "domestic pride" and any number of other retarded things even tho they have import taillights and a number of other import things on their piece of shit car. street racing car be two cars racing eachother in a quarter or eighth mile race. in order to be a street racer you should be able to run a 13 second quarter mile or faster. cars like dodge neons that have euro lights and a muffler ARE NOT STREET RACERS no matter what they say. street racing can also be performed on busy highways. tho much more dangerous, this is where true racers shine. you find someone that thinks they have more speed and balls than you do, or someone that just loves to race, and you challenge them, then you race, weeving in and out of 6 lanes of traffic usually doing well over 100 mph the race can be over when one racer can no longer see the other, one of the racers wreck, or one of the racers pussies out and stops racing.
racer 1: hey homie wut u got.
racer 2: a toyota supra, runnin nos, full exhaust, turbo charged.
racer 1: is it fast?
racer 2: it's ok, wut u got?
racer 1: it's only a honda civic, but I engine swapped it for a H22a1, and I got it runnin 14 psi w/ my turbo.
racer 2: not bad, wanna race?
racer 1: you'll probly win, but I don't care I do it cuz I love it.
by I fuck dumb bitches April 27, 2005
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anal hole raping butt monkey

When someone is physicly raping a monkey in the rectum while fingering their own bum hole
by beltrussel December 5, 2010
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Raingasm

The act of spontaneously orgasming all over oneself.
"Look its Rain! *orgasms all over themself*"
by Rain February 1, 2003
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Fat Potential Rating, FPR

A Rating System developed by Dr. L. R. to give an accurate rating of the potential weight capacity level of a female. It is based on the principle that a woman will get fatter as she grows older, the only question is how much.

The formula is yet to be released but it is known that the base mathematics involves calculating a woman's current height and weight along with that of her parent's current weight and height. There is a complex measurement of stress as well because it is a known fact that stressed women have the potential of getting fat.
Betty is very skinny now but due to her FPR (Fat Potential Rating, FPR) of 4.3 she has a high chance of becoming quite obese by the age of 33.
by Jack Nubs December 9, 2008
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