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n posting

Similar to shitposting but explicitly using black people or racist memes.
Jim you better stop n posting pictures of Nelson Mandela's 13 inch dark dong in my wife's ass before I beat your dick off.
by Nig took my KFC December 23, 2020
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Question Mark Position

A position assumed in which you're sitting with your head between your legs because of excessive alcohol comsumption.
James: "Steve, I was so shmangpieced last night!"
Steve: "Dude, I know, you question marked."
James: "I know, I woke up in the question mark position the next morning."
by sir james oquinn April 2, 2010
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putting a positive spit on it

v; To insult something or someone in a hearty or jovial manner, in replacement of the phrase 'positive spin'.
Karen: *enthusiastically* "That last speaker was a right dick knuckle!"

Ben: "Well that's putting a positive spit on it."
by Heartemis June 29, 2011
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Kot Posting

Kot Posting is when you post pictures of cats in #kot-posting channel at the Dar Al Anon server
"Mashallah the Floppa you posted in Kot Posting is very beautiful"
"I'm going to KotPost my stupid cat because he is very stupid and he will always be stupid"
by Roiftheabeedmaster May 29, 2021
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positate

the act of making an action positive, therefore indicating acceptance, approval, or affirmation
Positate the negative!
by Muffin May 13, 2005
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positive feedback

When two AIDS-infected individuals have sex.
"Hey, you're poz too? Wanna generate some positive feedback"
by noisebastard March 26, 2008
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assume the position

It could be viewed and used sexually... but in reality..

It is a statement that you make right before you make a big assumption. I'm not quite sure on the technicalities of it all but...

Assume (v)
6. To take for granted; suppose

Position (N)
6.A point of view or attitude on a certain question


So you are taking for granted, or supposing, on a point of view or attitude on a given subject.

If you say this around your friends, they will think of the nasty word first, but then you can impress them with your superior vocabulary skills.

This was possibly made popular from HBO's Robert Wuhl Assume the Position. Where he talks about things that history books tend to ignore.
"I'm going to assume the position, right off the bat, that history is pop culture." -Robert Wuhl

"I think it's safe to assume the position, that there was no such thing as a colonial quickie." -Robert Wuhl
by Seth³ March 27, 2009
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