penguins taste like babies

babies taste similar to penguins. and vice versa.

Private: stop killing me!
Private(1): kick the tk'er!
Cromwell: PENGUINS TASTE LIKE BABIES!

by crommy November 20, 2002

Penguin

a really bad wingman. A wingman lacking the ability to "fly" and help out his fellow friends.

The ultimate tag of shame that can be place on any human being.

Guy 1: That girl is really hot! Plus, she is smart, funny and everything else in between. I would like to get to know her better.

Ryan: I'll help you out! I'll do whatever I can to make things work between you two.

Guy 1: Thanks Ryan. You are such a great friend. I just invited her to hang out with me tonight.

Ryan: Great. Well I'm going to invite her to do something completely different, and see if she chooses hanging out with you or me.

Guy 1: What the fuck! You are a goddamn penguin.

by nottheownerofelka July 6, 2011

Happy Penguin

A online gaming community that hosts servers for three different first-person shooters. It has a membership of several hundred, and multiple servers for each game. It is highly reputed due to its members' congeniality and sense of humor.

"Man, those HP guys are cool. Does Happy Penguin have any other servers?"

by Chris08 June 28, 2005

Angry Penguining

When you walk up behind an unsuspecting person and go on your toes, stiffen your back, and flap your arms to a 30 degree angle. If you do this after you jump in the air, it's called Flying, Angry Peguining. Like planking but you need another person to do it to.

I was walking in the mall and this guy was Angry Penguining this store clerk. Man it was so funny, he never knew what was going on behind him!

by darth maul September 27, 2012

Pengu

a saddd noob, e-thugging all over the internet with his e-hoes. Currently in a love triangle with eugene and goku nazz.

Yoseph you're such a pengu ffs!

by Joeyman January 14, 2008

penguins

a hockey team that whines and moans about everything that goes against them, so much that finally the cowardly nhl gives in an institutes the 'penguins rule', a rule where every time a penguins player is touched the other team is whistled for a penalty.

jeez, that kid whines about everyhting, he must be a member of the pittsburgh penguins!

by bobbbbo June 19, 2008

penguins

A code name to see if someone was actually drunk the night before. A word that is used for theses purposes. Many others have formed from this such as squirrel, turtle, etc...

"Hey Meredith, remember that conversation last night?"
"PENGUINS!"
"Wow, really thought you were gone, but I guess not!" :)

by braceface:) February 2, 2009