Evan Peters

The most wonderful, cutest, sexiest, funniest human being to ever walk this earth. He is also MY husband, so he is taken.

Marley: "Omg who's that cute, funny, beautiful man over there?"

Me: "Oh that's Evan Peters, he is my husband. I want him to slam me against the wall and punch me until I can't take it anymore."

Marley: "Awh man."

by evan peters wifey mama November 1, 2022

peter braun

Very popular in mvms because of how nice he is. He is a asshole most of the time though and thinks he’s tough he’s mad skinny and is only good at sports cause his father forced him.

Peter Braun

by Dumbass2004 July 4, 2019

Meilynn Peters

The nicest, kindest person you'll ever meet. This girl is so hot and sexy, every boy will want her. A (Meilynn Peters) was probably born in December and is very smart. She will go to collage by the age of 16 and will make a invention that will change the world. If you are a (Meilynn Peters), you will have the best friends and you can choose your friends wisely. She will always make good decisions and bring the best in people. Chinese and American name.

Boy- Oh my gosh! Is that a "Meilynn Peters?!"
Girl- Yes! I want to be her!

by Alaha Smith February 11, 2021

peter hawking

The act of staring at a man's dick usually being another man looking in the general direction of said dick

Where you just Peter hawking me bro?

by madddmax September 10, 2015

Premature Peter

--Premature: happening, arriving, existing, or performed before the proper, usual, or intended time.
--"Peter": Penis.

--A "Boy" that cums before the "proper, usual, or intended time."

See also: Premature Ejaculation

Scenario: an older woman is about to have sex with an unexperience younger male, let's just say it lasts no longer than the time it takes you to read this.

(Start)

Older Experienced Female: You sure?
Younger Unexperienced Boy: Uhh.... (moans and groans)
Older Experienced Female: I see we have ourselves a "Premature Peter."
Younger Unexperienced Boy: {stupid facial expression)

(End of Scene)

by Lusty Kitti February 4, 2006

peter belly

The name given to the protruding ponch on a woman who has taken too much peter in her life.

"Look at the peter belly on her!"

by Jeckel February 10, 2007

centimeter peter

The word centimeter peter comes from Scotland where a young boy name Peter was jacking off. He realized that his penis was really small so he came up with a nick name for his penis. He wanted it to rhyme with his first name. Hence the name Centimeter Peter.

Brad you have a centimeter peter.

by Bradley Mayhue December 8, 2007