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cox panda 

A Cox Panda is a breed of panda native to The Berra (i.e. Canberra).

Locals often hunt them whilst naked. One Cox Panda will feed one local for an average of three days, and the skin is often used for warmth against the severe cold.

Like the Sex Panda, the Cox Panda is adept at face licking. It will lick your face off.
A: Is that a Cox Panda over there?

B: Yeah, should we kill it and eat it?

A: Nah, it's licking that Sex Panda's face... we should let them penetrate each other's intimacy bubbles.
cox panda by 5833124 April 30, 2010
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the panda express 

the sexual act of doing a quick preview of different variations of sexual moves in both the vagina and in the butt hole and than busting inside the woman's mouth
Amanda couldn't decide what she wanted so i just gave her the panda express
the panda express by sock123 September 23, 2010

Drunk panda 

When you have too much to drink and you have lost your control to think straight. Means u had a good time

drunk panda
I was wasted last night and became a drunk panda. Or i was a drunken panda
Drunk panda by meldarican June 1, 2011

Trash panda 

The thing you see when you go out side and hear noises
I was killed by my dad o yeah and raccoons are just trash pandas
Trash panda by Timtunner November 30, 2020

hostile panda 

someone who becomes very hostile or defensive for no apparent reason. this person is usually a fucking noob.
Jill was just asking you a simple question, why did you have to become such a hostile panda?
hostile panda by Zebediah July 7, 2006

sandy panda

a very very dirty, very very naughty sexual position.
sandy panda by dmill January 12, 2008

Shitty Panda 

The act of defecating into a womans mouth whilst simoultaniously punching her in both eyes giving her the appearance of a panda.
Helen was recovering from a vicious shitty panda.
Shitty Panda by Frizbehitman July 25, 2010