Breast Pump

When you meet a woman for the first time and she has massive jugs but once she produces offspring her output is about one milliliter. You cry while watching the breast pump producing the same amount of milk as male ejaculate. This, of course, forces the man to spend immense amounts of money on formula.

Yo, I knocked this chick up with 36d’s thinking I wouldn’t have to spend money on formula. We tried the breast pump but with limited success.

Bro, that sucks. Should have made the baby with her mother. Heard she’s a real milk machine.

by Mike Panama April 30, 2022

Shit Pump

A term used in the Canadian forces to describe a soldier who is utterly useless. Cannot do anything right. a.k.a A pumper of shit.
" God damn Private Knowles, you F*@#$%# shit pump"

Close your computer you Shit Pump

by Cpl Pump May 20, 2022

forehead pump

When too much blood and energy rushes to your brain when you're working out.

Whenever Vivian hits leg day hard on decline leg press, she gets forehead pumps.

Legends say even her sister has forehead pump.

by roomies123456 November 12, 2022

puerto rican gas pump

When the driver of an automobile exits the stopped vehicle during a red traffic signal (stop light, red light) and urinates. The driver must finish urinating before the traffic signal changes to a green traffic signal (green light, go). If the driver does not finish urinating before the signal turns green he is to be scorned and ridiculed harshly by occupants within the vehicle and all surrounding vehicles and their occupants, however if the driver completes the task he is to be applauded by all.

Did you see me do a Puerto Rican Gas Pump? The light turned green just as I finished.

by Gomez McTaco June 10, 2011

knuckle shuffle his piss pump

A hand job

I like him so much o the point I want to knuckle shuffle his piss pump

by lil spooky March 12, 2022

The Dilworth Dump N' Pump

The act of self gratfification while defecating

"The reason I was on the toilet for so long is because I was doing the "Dilworth Dump N' Pump"

The dilworth dump n' pump; The act of self gratifucation while deficating

by T5carpe May 30, 2023

no pump

used to describe a woman that is so immaculate, so beautiful, so damn hot, that she would be considered a 'no pump' meaning one would not need to even touch ones penis, in order to blow ones load.

part of a rating system, no pump technically being the highest rating possible, although no woman alive today is known to be considered a no pump,
which makes one pump the best rating by default, closely followed by two pump

Guy 1 - 'bro! i had a dream!'
Guy 2 - 'congrats.'
Guy 1 - 'no! listen! i was on a beach.. and.. and.. you'll NEVER guess what i saw!'
Guy 2 - 'uhm, did you see a..'
Guy 1 - 'A NO PUMP, OH MY GOD, SHE WAS A STUNNER'
Guy 2 - 'no flippin' way, sailor! too bad there aren't any living no pumps today..'

by millarke March 15, 2011