pennsylvania

Land of the amish, hershey chocolate, M&M mars, and horrible, horrible roads. Nothing worthwhile came from this state, save the chocolate. A simple explanation can be given: It's the state next to New Jersey.

We've been spending most our lives livin' in an amish paradise.

by n3k0 January 19, 2004

Pennsylvania dutch meatloaf

A sexual act in which you place ketchup on the head of your dick and proceed to fuck a woman in the ass while she is turtle heading.

Yo bro, I totally gave that slut the Pennsylvania dutch meatloaf last night!

by dan majerle's pubes January 4, 2009

Penny Book

A book so old or crappy that the used price on Amazon.com is one penny. These are usually old romance novels.

Mike: Hey you heard about that new autobiography from that retarded model?

Joe: No, is it any good?

Mike: Hell, its a crappy penny book.

by Gt Gamer November 17, 2009

pennypigtails

A term to describe a stupid stuck up slut who think she's all that.

Man 1- Yo man did you see that girl over there?

Man 2- Man, don't bother, she's a Pennypigtails

by HolyTomato July 10, 2010

Pennypounder

When a male puts a coin up his ass to add pleasure while choking his chicken. There is something about the metals in coins that sends of the correct endorphins for pleasure.

That guy is a pennypounder, although when he wants a super load, hell use a half-dollar

by sssuperwxman April 14, 2010

pennywaxers

Something that short brown-haired fagots say to girls because they think they're cool. When actually, the definition of pennywaxing is shoving a penny up your ass and then it coming out of your penis, causing it to shine.

Girl: Hey, can I borrow a penny?
Boy: Sure, you know, pennywaxers? ;)
Girl: Ew....

by marshmellowmountain February 28, 2011

Pennsylvannia

1. WAWA

2. Hour to beach hour to mountains

3.WAWA

Person: lets go to wawa

Other person: HEEELLLLLL YEEAAAHHH

Person: Pennsylvannia here we come!

by fudgge June 12, 2011