mike penis

a Man so legendary he was named after his Fathers Penis

Mike Penis is named after his Father Mike

by MC Niggerman December 26, 2020

Dimensionally Challenged Penis

A penis that is either one of the following sizes/shapes: (1) very long and skinny.A.K.A the noodle dick (2) Very short and fat. A.K.A the soup can dick.

I couldn't decide if he has a good penis. It was sufficient in one dimension but lacking in another. I guess he has a dimensionally challenged penis.

by Squeeboy October 19, 2010

Change Of Penis

To have a change of heart about having sex with someone. A change of heart, in your love part. A change of plans, in your pants.

Originally I didn't wanna hook up with her, but once I saw her naked I had a change of penis.

by Rigo Sol October 30, 2013

bruh nigga penis

When a black white person’s penis too large, and resembles the penis of a black person.

Girl: show your dick pls
Guy: ok
*pulls down pants*
Girl: bruh nigga penis

by Anonymthx January 28, 2021

Penis Rule

When in an argument over the attractiveness of a female with another female, a man may apply this rule to cement the fact that he's correct.

Women: Wow she is totally hot.
Guy: No, No she really isn't are you bind or something?
Women: No she really is, what's wrong with you.
Guy: Penis Rule *Points to Groin* I'm right.
Women: Damn you got me...

Ugly Chick: hehhh Are you gooys telking 'bout meh???!!?!?

by riga1tony May 27, 2009

Penis Perforation

Penis Perforation is considered the polite and proper way to call someone a "dickhole". It also describes a tear in the penis muscle.

"Piss off, penis perforation!"
"That chick doesn't know how to ride dick. She gave me a penis perforation and broke my shit."

by mistergq79 January 16, 2013

Above average penis

Usually associated with a guy named matthew

Um hello based department

Above average penis

by Matt on crack 47 April 20, 2023