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Onlinezoned

When someone is online and still they do not reply to your text
Pheebs was online and still she did not reply to my text, I guess she onlinezoned me.
by Vicky10 September 22, 2019
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onling

The activity of fishing while on a railway.

Its a combination of "On line fishing"
"Are you doing much today down at the ol' station?"
"I might do some onling, you know."
by CardHandler231 December 18, 2017
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Oline

You are a strong and beautiful girl that aren’t afraid to say what you think. You have a lot of friends and many has a crush on you. You are a big feminist and you never giving up. You can be a little bit annoying sometimes but people mostly like to be in your company.
Oline
by 69Coolgirl69 October 15, 2019
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onlineness

The fact of maintaining a constant online presence, in order to be able to instantly react to any new internet developments, no matter how insignificant. Onlineness may lead to acute loneliness and pathological syndromes such as extralineaphobia.

Onliners often have a very limited and/or virtual social life, despite new technological developments such as smartphones enabling them to be on the internet at all times. Side effects to social onlineness include annoying behaviours such as googling-every-word-in-a-real-life-conversation to more dangerous ones like uploading-pictures-of-that-car–wreck-while-driving.
- Matt's become such an extreme onliner, it's impossible to have a chat with him without at some point having to react to one of his virtual friends' tweet. I think I'll stop seeing him altogether.

- Yeah, or you could offer him to have drinks on a video call. That'd make him feel silly enough he'd stop.

- You dream, I bet he'd be up for it.

- Onlineness is a bitch.
by Jacobus De Gnapet January 9, 2013
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Ondine's curse

A respiratory disorder, also called congenital central hypoventilation syndrome (CCHS) or primary alveolar hypoventilation, which is fatal if untreated. Because of a congenital failure of the body's involuntary control of breathing, people with the disorder must take each breath consciously; they typically die during sleep.

In German mythology, Ondine was a water nymph who fell in love with and married a mortal man, Sir Lawrence. He swore to her that his every waking breath shall be his pledge of love and faithfulness to her. Years later, she caught him in the arms of another woman. She cursed him thusly: "You swore faithfulness to me with every waking breath, and I accepted your oath. So be it. As long as you are awake, you shall have your breath, but should you ever fall asleep, then that breath will be taken from you and you will die!"

Sir Lawrence stayed awake as long as he could but eventually fell asleep from sheer exhaustion, and he stopped breathing and died.
Ondine's curse gives new meaning to the phrase, "I'll sleep when I'm dead."
by Erin Catherine June 28, 2008
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onlone

To be online without interacting with other internet user (chatting or walling).
I'm just searching sources for my assignment. No facebook, no twitter, no MSN. I'm onlone.
by myrdalism October 5, 2010
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Oline

An Oline is a smoking hot bitch! Everybody wants to be one, and are lucky to know one.
Look at Oline's ass tho!!!!
by Sug kuk February 19, 2017
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