Noodle Humper

A female (or homosexual male) who is dating a man with far less than average penis size.

Your Noodle Humper girlfriend looks really deprived lately. Perhaps you are not pleasing her enough sexually.

by ?M冿 May 9, 2005

Ramen Noodle

1) Your best friend when your a lazy couch potato and do not want to make a real meal.

2) Something you eat 3 meals a day for weeks on end because you ran out of food

3) The best thing to happen to America

girl 1) yeah, Im on the Ramen Noodle diet

girl 2) huh?

girl 1) its great! I've already gained 5 pounds

girl 2) ....

by britts-NAY January 31, 2010

dropped your noodle

To have temporarily lost ones mental capacity leading to a mistake.

"Beccy you've dropped your noodle" - on dropping noodles on to her lap.

by TSW May 10, 2006

PINK NOODLE

When you jack off so hard that your vas deferons shoot out of the tip of your dick.

It was embarassing showing up in the emergency room with a pink noodle.

by jb June 19, 2006

Noggle

1. A blow job in which the Noggler licks or sucks mainly on the balls or nuts region.

2. A ravashing and wild blow job in which, while being performed you might actually hear the Noggler say a gargalled word that comes out as "Noggle".

" Noggle my nuts bitch"
" You ordered a garden salad Gregg? your such a Noggler"
" Damn...look at that girl shes a noggler for sure"

by Austin-n-Andy April 8, 2008

Noggle

A black person; it has a neutral connotation, so it can be used in a positive or derogatory manner, much like the word nigga.

That noggle is straight trippin'.

by psuedonoggle shapeshifter December 16, 2009

Ramen Noodles

Poor people's food.

Hey Kenny, pass the Ramen.

by Jigga Boo July 9, 2003