The Minstrel Diet

When one lives on one large bag of minstrels and water everyday.

Fatty : Hey i'm on the minstrel diet
Extreme Fatty: It didnt work for me.
Skinny: It worked for me

by Fabsta. October 5, 2008

Prettykin diet

The infamous super-restrictive food-choice regimen that supposedly increases the chance that (1) your currently-existing relatives ("kin") will seem better-looking to you than they did before, and (2) you'll produce more attractive offspring than you might have with just a "regular" diet.

The Prettykin Diet is of questionable value at best, especially considering that (A) you'll likely feel ravenously hungry all the time, (B) it often produces horrendous flatulence, and (C) the diet's original founder committed suicide (or maybe he just succumbed to sheer hunger??).

by QuacksO August 12, 2018

diet sober

Diet Sober… no alcohol only all other drugs!

I’m diet sober… what’s diet sober? Im not drinking but ill rip a blunt or catch up with Molly. Are you diet sober?

by Diet Sober January 4, 2023

Viral mud butt diet

When you have a case of sickness and everything you have taken in or are taking in via mouth, evacuates itself out your ass in a watery, muddy consistncey for a lengthy period of time.

'After eating that seafood I had a serious case of the Viral mud butt diet!'

Or

'I knew the flu was going around, and it hit me hard with a case of the Viral mud butt diet.'

by nurse hotpants March 27, 2012

Diet Zombie

Someone who has been on a diet for only a couple of days but already craves fattening foods like a zombie craves brains. Usually attacks the fridge in a zombie-like manner.

I'm already becoming a diet zombie. BRRROOOOWWWWNNNNIIIIEEEEESSSSS!

by Kanna-Chan May 29, 2015

diet spread

when you're really hungry but you're too busy lying down to get food

person 1: I'm hungry
person 2: then get some food!
person 1: no... I'm doing the diet spread

by Dumbskateremo March 23, 2024

Coma Diet

The act of losing weight while in a naturally or medically induced state of unconsciousness.

Damien lost weight while being on a Coma Diet from choking on his own puke.

Friend #1: Have you seen Damien since his coma diet?
Friend #2: He's looking good! I think he lost 40 lbs.

by ToeSniffer55 May 13, 2024