Nick Keeley

The Act of turning your penis inside out , setting it on fire and then mailing it to your lover.
James: Yo I Nick Keeley'd rebecca last night
John: Dude me too!
by Jflannelpajamas April 28, 2017
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Nick balls

When you cut your balls while shaving.
Man, i nicked balled myself the other day.
Jeff got nick balls lmao.
by DoodleArtz March 25, 2019
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Nick Pop

To describe an obnoxious idiot thats mostly seen as a side bitch to someone more insufferable. Tries to pick a fight only when he's around 5 other people but becomes shy when alone.

Small friendly looking goof that thinks he can pop people but he'll pop his wrists if he tries
Joey thinks hes a Nick pop all gangsta because his brothers friends with glorified bums that rob kids for vapes.

"Why is he acting like so nic pop people are starting to make fun of him"
by Monkeyciggy November 25, 2021
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Nick the Stick

An anorexic little shit who lives in the dirty Wu. He is a pro go carter but lost to a transgender in a race. He also can be found getting beat by his dad at night with a belt because he sucks at hokey.
Nick the stick is such a fag I played him in hokey and he started crying because he hurt his finger.
by King Rickish May 31, 2019
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Nick Swardson

Comedian who may brings joy to all who hear him, likes to use the word Party
"I literally pissed my pants laughing listening to the comedy of Nick Swardson."
by Phat$tax99 April 03, 2010
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Nick Crompton

My collar is significantly better than your and I was not born in the area inside of a city, inside a county , inside a state, inside a country, on a continent, on a planet, which is in a solar system, in a universe, named Compton, but my city is England. -Nick Crompton 2017
by LtPrime August 18, 2017
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nick haas

when a girl is giving you head and while your face-fucking her, you accidentally poke her in the eye.
Dude! I gave my gf a nick haas and now shes blind in one eye!!!
by MrGobbleCock June 19, 2009
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