Numair

Numair is a really nice and caring person. If you ever find a Numair in your life don't give him up, you might regret it afterwards. He is really good at soccer and likes to flirt. He is great at laughing and making jokes. If you're ever sad, he will find a way to make you happy. He loves to entertain people with his amazing soccer skills. If you ever need a hug, ask Numair. He will be amongst one of the successful men in the world! He is charming and polite.

If you ever need a hug, ask Numair.

by Aisha_J. September 20, 2022

Number Three

That's a piss and a shit and a wank in a tree

I gotta go, Take a Number Three
That's a piss and a shit and a wank in a tree

by Biggie JT October 1, 2022

Number 8

Maggots inside Big Mac?!?!?! In march 2011 Melbourne resident Lee Savage ordered a Big Mac. He opened the sandwich to check if it included the extra pickles he ordered, the pickles were there, but to master Savages shock and horror, there were also tens of maggots crawling around the patties.

Guy: can i get a big mac
Mcdonald's guy: ye that will be 4 dollars and 21 cents
Man: NUMBAH ATE MAGITS INSYD BEEG MAHK
Guy: no way number 8 is crazy imma order a little mac (from punch out)

by TDS Dyno March 29, 2023

nimba

nimba is a white-approved version of the n word, which was used by silv and mel when they were scared to say the actual n word

someone: *sends photo of a black man*
silv & mel: look at this nimba!

by silv88 June 10, 2023

Number lore

Something everyone keeps stealing and claiming as theirs. Mike salcedo only got to 2

Guy 1: NUMBER LORE IS MINE!!1
Guy 2: NO I OWN IT!!1!1!1
Mike Salcedo: *bruh*

by HelloImDavid June 22, 2023

Crawlback number

The phone number you use to call up your ex to try to get back together with them.

"So, after your ex told you that you're a failure as a man, that you were a failure as a husband, and that you would've been a failure as a father, you're still going to try to get back together with her? How are you even going to reach her? I thought she blocked you from everything."
"I think I still have her cell in my incoming call history, so I'll just use that as a crawlback number."

by Tochterlieber September 21, 2014

National Numb Index

The average time it take the nation to become numb towards a recent tragedy or event.

"Nothing on the news about the kid they killed 3 days ago" - National Numb Index is down to 2.5 days

by Izzums October 19, 2015