Sports campus

The reason colleges and universities exist is no longer to educate young people for a career. They exist solely to create the best football and basketball teams, the two sports which bring in the most money for the school. These two sports fund all other sports on campus and bring in tons of money from alumni and boosters that enriches the school and pays for the spiraling salaries of the coaches and trainers. Career prep is a distant second. college, university, sports, athletics, football, basketball, education, graduate, higher education, campus, learning, class, degree, baseball, soccer, swimming, lacrosse, hockey, basketball golf, tennis

Let’s be honest, this place isn’t about getting a degree, it’s about sports. It’s a sports campus.

by joecoolthefool May 11, 2019

Sports

Sports: noun, the thing where you put a thing into another thing and win something, americas state-sponsored religion

Did you watch that sports game last night it was the best.

by IDONTHAVEANAMEANYMORE June 11, 2017

sports nap

Sports nap: sporty sexual activity in bed, then take a nap afterwards. Fun activities in bed, then nap. Meaning of wanting sex and then a nap.

Let's go take a sports nap!!!

by Chucks B July 31, 2017

Sport

Marching band

Let’s go to a marching band competition marching band a sport

by DaniellaR November 11, 2017

E Sports Sadboy

One whom enjoys gargling inhuman amounts of G Fuel whilist jerking off every known COD youtuber for the next meta loadout. Most certainly has a shrine to FaZe Banks and FaZe clan inside there closet praising each new shitty iteration of a once beloved franchise.

Signs and Symptoms:

Known to buy every E sports skin pack in the shop.

Bunny hopping until the Adderall wears off.

Sweating more than Yokozuna inside a chili factory in Peru thus ruining a relaxing evening of gaming with non virgin friends.

Utilizing TikTok to such a degree that not even an olympic swimming pool of Narcan could revive them or there smooth brains.

*Avoid them at all costs as they may have crustified waifu body pillow ejaculate/jizzum crumbs on there dermis/epidermis.

All we wanted to do was have some fun on COD tonight but this lobby too many E sports Sadboys in it. Shit be sweaty as fuck we out.

by Distortus Dongasaurus April 4, 2023

TikTok sports

Any kind of sport that can be viewed or played on TikTok.

TikTok Sports are the best.

by Quentin Lambert July 19, 2022

Sport Run

A form of running to help one go faster; typically doesn’t look like your normal run.

Omg!!! Look at them sport run, they are so fast!!!

by Kent A. Meters September 3, 2022