One whom enjoys gargling inhuman amounts of G Fuel whilist jerking off every known COD youtuber for the next meta loadout. Most certainly has a shrine to FaZe Banks and FaZe clan inside there closet praising each new shitty iteration of a once beloved franchise.
Signs and Symptoms:
Known to buy every E sports skin pack in the shop.
Bunny hopping until the Adderall wears off.
Sweating more than Yokozuna inside a chili factory in Peru thus ruining a relaxing evening of gaming with non virgin friends.
Utilizing TikTok to such a degree that not even an olympic swimming pool of Narcan could revive them or there smooth brains.
*Avoid them at all costs as they may have crustified waifu body pillow ejaculate/jizzum crumbs on there dermis/epidermis.
Signs and Symptoms:
Known to buy every E sports skin pack in the shop.
Bunny hopping until the Adderall wears off.
Sweating more than Yokozuna inside a chili factory in Peru thus ruining a relaxing evening of gaming with non virgin friends.
Utilizing TikTok to such a degree that not even an olympic swimming pool of Narcan could revive them or there smooth brains.
*Avoid them at all costs as they may have crustified waifu body pillow ejaculate/jizzum crumbs on there dermis/epidermis.
All we wanted to do was have some fun on COD tonight but this lobby too many E sports Sadboys in it. Shit be sweaty as fuck we out.
by Distortus Dongasaurus April 4, 2023
Get the E Sports Sadboymug. by wordluver27 October 12, 2017
Get the sports trainermug. by DaniellaR November 11, 2017
Get the Sportmug. Someone who likes a sport team then claims that that the like another team because they are better than the original team they were rooting for.
Jack:(1996) I like the bulls I will always like the bulls
Jack:(2017) I like the warriors because they beat the bulls I am a sports hypebeast
Jack:(2017) I like the warriors because they beat the bulls I am a sports hypebeast
by Saucey Rami October 29, 2017
Get the sports hypebeastmug. What's the move? Let's play sports!
by Overrroddderr September 24, 2021
Get the Sportsmug. Used by one or all of the following
Nba fans
Soccer fans
Fatherless
Virgins
Cut from JV Basketball team as a Senior
Sister got shagged by lax bro
Mom got shagged by lax bro
Anime dweebs with Anime PFP (also usually virgins or sister fuckers)
Nba fans
Soccer fans
Fatherless
Virgins
Cut from JV Basketball team as a Senior
Sister got shagged by lax bro
Mom got shagged by lax bro
Anime dweebs with Anime PFP (also usually virgins or sister fuckers)
by LaxlaxlaxlaxStitutes June 18, 2023
Get the Not a sportmug. Erick is a sports crazy although he does not have a lot of money, he is traveling to see the game of his favorite soccer team.
by gusygu888 October 1, 2017
Get the sports crazymug.