newborn baby

Relating to the stationary position of a person who has been violently murdered; a person who has been brutalized in a gang fight.

Damn son, I found this nigga layed out like a newborn baby on 71st.

by J-Qwon November 25, 2007

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Delivering the news

When a man eats the entire Sunday newspaper (adds includded) and then proceedes to shit out the newspaper in a printing press style, wrap it up and deliver it to his neighbor.

Dale got up early to finish the Sunday paper, and then he ate the entire paper and was caught delivering the news to his neighbor Jan, who just wanted to look at the Sears Catalog.

by Se7en November 17, 2006

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Newb

The abbreviation for the word: Newbie: An inexperienced or new player that has the lack of skill usually in Online Games. Used common in insulting other players when they are not professional.

Brian: Hey, you're level 16!
Hugo: Shut up, level 5 Newb...

by annonymously annonymous September 5, 2006

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Any problems that guys may have in any way with excreteing feces. A synonym for IBS, diareah, gigantic shits, and anything that doesnt end up in the toilet. Something that girls are rarely obsrved discussing.

Person one: Dude thaes laxitices were bad news.
Person two: Ohh! did you shit your pants?
Person one: Nah, but while I was in there this fool did some bad news in the urinal.
Person two: Wow!!!!
Person one: Relax dude, I got a picture.

by bathroom guy May 21, 2008

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