A lesbian who is tired of eating pussy, but will not give into dick. A Vegan Carpet Muncher may eat it sometimes, but may just look the other way. She may eat the occasional steak just to not eat pussy. A Vegan Carpet Muncher has troubles admitting she is a Carpet Muncher, after being a Vegan for so long, she may just give up and be just a regular Carpet Muncher. To spot a Vegan Carpet Muncher just watch for the girls who never eat any pussy, only say, kissing, dildo playing, never any licking of any such.
Christie- So I hear your a Carpet Muncher?
Lori- No, I'm a Vegan Carpet Muncher.
Christie? A what?
Lori- I don't like pussy.
Christie- So then your not a lesbian?
Lori- No, I am. I just don't like pussy.
Christie- So your a Lesbian Vegan Carpet Muncher?
Lori- Yep!!
Lori- No, I'm a Vegan Carpet Muncher.
Christie? A what?
Lori- I don't like pussy.
Christie- So then your not a lesbian?
Lori- No, I am. I just don't like pussy.
Christie- So your a Lesbian Vegan Carpet Muncher?
Lori- Yep!!
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the muscle in between a womans legs...also an insult to call someone who is not acting in accordance to what you want them to fucking do
i was lickin on this bitches cunt muscle...she was being such a cunt muscle because she wouldnt suck my dick after i put it in her ass!
by kushstunter69000 April 22, 2009
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"ak where be the oreo muncher today!!"
"i dunno watch outside the window and maybee she will pull up the school in her cherry bomb of a car"
"oh i see her! there she be demonstrating her terrible parking skills"
"oh thank god we are saved!"
"i dunno watch outside the window and maybee she will pull up the school in her cherry bomb of a car"
"oh i see her! there she be demonstrating her terrible parking skills"
"oh thank god we are saved!"
by artsyemily April 17, 2008
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Pascal: Check out this wife beater, it really accentuates my pecs, don't you think?
Sam: Sure, but why did you get such a long one?
Pascal: It's not that long, I just wanted to get-
Sam: A muscle skirt?
Pascal: It's not a muscle skirt.
Sam: Yes it is! Go look in a mirror, it's almost down to your knees!
Sam: Sure, but why did you get such a long one?
Pascal: It's not that long, I just wanted to get-
Sam: A muscle skirt?
Pascal: It's not a muscle skirt.
Sam: Yes it is! Go look in a mirror, it's almost down to your knees!
by Tigerboy July 21, 2008
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Get the maschendrohtzaun mug.A large, cavernous and gaping anus following vigorous and prolonged anal intercourse with large objects and/or fists. The term is sometimes erroneously used in conjunction with a large or slack vagina (see Wizard's sleeve).
'Wow Dave, that was one hell of a fisting session. However I do appear to have lost my watch in your muscle bucket!'
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