When you take a shit in which there are no floaters. Every turd settles to the bottom of the toilet bowl like River Mud.
Last night after I ate a burrito I left some river mud in the toilet.
Joey left some river mud for his mom to find after he ate a triple bacon, triple cheese burger.
Joey left some river mud for his mom to find after he ate a triple bacon, triple cheese burger.
by DOODEROSO July 27, 2010
by Nighto77 June 16, 2018
by Trill Tony September 02, 2016
A female who wears short shorts, cowgirl boots, and will blow anyone with a lifted vehicle. Often found rolling around in a mud hole or getting railed in the woods. Listens to country music and claims shes not a whore but gets bounced around friend groups like a hacky sack.
Synonyms: Celise
Synonyms: Celise
Celise is a mud cricket
by thisbemptyyeet March 02, 2021
A term to describe a type of shit that is so wet it takes almost the entire roll of toilet paper to clean up yourself. Usually followed by a skid mark or safety wipe
Guy: "I gotta change my underwear soon, I had a mud-sweeper earlier"
Guy #2: "Make sure you do a safety wipe afterwards"
Guy #2: "Make sure you do a safety wipe afterwards"
by becauseimapotato May 03, 2016
A mud-suprise is something you give to your cat after a long shower. your body feels warm, relaxed, almost in a nirvana state, thats why you need to face fuck your cat
OJ Sampson:"Hey, Fellow PETA supporter. How was the Mud-Suprise you gave to your cat"
PETA-supporter: "I want to riddle my own dong"
PETA-supporter: "I want to riddle my own dong"
by An obivious cuck April 09, 2017
by Corn2137 December 08, 2019