Moisty

one who is being bitchy, annoying, salty, dumb, douche-ish, or an arrogant ass-hole

one who is ignored by the whole group as tho anything they say is insignificant or they merely don't exist.

"Brad, you're being extra moisty today"

"N*ck is moisty"
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Mitch: hey moisty
N*ck: yeah?
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Mitch: Dude, you're a moist ass bitch"
Anthony: yeah, moisty

by MoistyLovers November 17, 2011

one eyed heat seeking moisture missile

1. a penis, or cock if you will

Man, that little slutty bar chick over there needs my one eyed heat seeking moisture missile.

by Bud E Love May 14, 2003

Moist

A very sexual sounding word, often used to point out an unintentional sexual statement, that just doesn't fit with 'Thats what SHE said!"

English Teacher: "Bare lists of words are found suggestive to an imaginative and excited mind." -Ralph Waldo Emerson

Student: (whispered to friend) Moist!

by Desperate-X-Endeavor December 15, 2009

moist boy

An obnoxious Twitter user, usually a young man of the NEET variety, usually racist. Alternately "wet gent" or "damp chap."

I trolled Richard Spencer and now my mentions are full of moist boys.

by Sue Don M. April 3, 2017

heat seaking moisture missile

Slang term for the penis

I hit her with the heat seaking moisture missile.

by Tim And Chris February 16, 2003

Moist

Also used as "moisture".

The new meaning of "fresh". May be used in any which way or form you like, but most commonly defined as "fresh".

Did ya see him? Yeah, he was quite moist :)
That is sooooo moist.
They got that moisture ;)

by Class of Aces SoCal January 13, 2011

des moines

A place that you move to because your girlfriend got a job there and you would go to the ends of the earth to follow her cause you are so whipped.

Jeff moved to Des Moines to be with his girlfriend, Sue, because he is a whipped little pussy.

by Andy March 14, 2005