double master blaster

cuming from getting head, while taking a hit from the crack pipe

i love the double master blasters

by Anonymous May 14, 2003

Master Asia

The Undefeated of the East!

Runs the Invincible School of Master Asia. He loves Gundam.

Master Asia: Gundam Fight! READY GO!

by master asia December 5, 2007

Masterbite

Masterbite is where you suck your own dick for pleasure. Some People may think its impossible but bendey people can.

Oh My God i had a tight masterbite last night.

by Jacob && Harry August 5, 2008

Cunt Master Flex

The biggest cunt of all with a flex added on.

Get the fuck out of here cunt master flex.

by Nathan Dogg April 12, 2008

dip master of the universe

also known as a dmotu, a dip master of the universe is a person who loves dip, and spends most their time talking about dip, or making dip jokes.

"Hey wanna come over and throw in a lip while we work on that Emily Dickinson essay?"

"More like Emily Dip-inson"

"Damn dude you're a real dip master of the universe aren't you."

"fuck ya"

or

"Dude I totally through in a lip during class today"

"Shit man you really are a dmotu"

by Dip Lover 420 December 6, 2009

Kahani Master

Someone that makes up stories mostly wildly unbelievable, so consistant they master the art, an beleive their own lies.

You know him he's the biggest Kahani Master ever, he told me he was the ceo for KLM an can fly planes with his eyes shut.

by DMU Spranger January 10, 2010

Freq Hop Master

1. A military term for a particular setting on a radio. The security for the radio relies on the radio(s) to be in sync with each other time-wise. This setting will allow the radio operator "suck" other radios that are freq hopping on the same frequency onto the right time. In a tank platoon, the Platoon Sergeant should be the freq hop master, but usually the Platoon Leader will think that if he is the freq hop master his radio reception will improve, but in reality, only chaos ensues.
2. Usually a title bestowed on someone that has had or is hoping to have, a great deal of success Freq Hopping. Often a self-appointed title.

1. Blue 4 (Platoon Sergeant): Blue 1, 2, and 3 this is blue 4, check to make sure you are NOT in freq hop master.
Blue 2: Roger. I'm good.
Blue 3: Roger 4. Just checked, we're good.
Blue 1: Blue 4 blue 1
Blue 4: Blue 1, blue 4.
Blue 1: Blue 4 blue 1
Blue 4: Blue 1, blue 4, radio check.
Blue 1: Blue 4 blue 1
Blue 4: blue 2, blue 4, run over to 1 and fix his shit.
Blue 2: Roger.

2. Tom Patton: Hey sarge how was your weekend?
Me: Awesome!
Tom: Do any freq hopping?
me: Hell yeah! You?
Tom: I'M THE FREQ HOP MASTER!!
me: Dude you are so lame.

by tankboy2k January 20, 2006