mario cart

When a group of guys get in a circle and wank and who ever lasts the longest wins and who ever cums first has to lick it all up.

fag: You wan't to play mario cart

fag #2: I would love to

by 696969969696969969696 October 20, 2015

Marion

A Small town in South East MA. Right near Cape Cod, but dont get confused, it is NOT ON the Cape. It is on the other side of the bridge. The town consists of about 2,500 people in the winter and in the summer getting up to about 6,000 if they are lucky. You've got the 'gangsta' part of town, and the rich part. Yes there is a bar on Point Road. But yet, Point Road consisits of maybe the preppyiest part of town, and the 'gangsta'iest part of town. The school is a very very good public school and the buildings are HUGE and way too nice than is necisarry. Tabor Academy is the prep school located on the water. All of the wives of teachers at tabor steal jobs from the ones who actualy live there. ORR loves to steal from Tabor and Tabor has learned to HATE ORR with a passion. Uncle Jons Coffee can tell when a tabor kid comes in because they pay with a $50 bill for a $2 coffee. The kids there could only dream of being some what preppy or somewhat gansta.. you chose. They have no idea what the real world is, and when they leave there pressus place, they get scared and make fools of themselves. Drinking will soon become the rage there... just give it time.

marionette:I'm from Marion !
Other person:Where the fuck is marion?
marionette: well its near cape cod, like two towns away. well i guess you could just say its near new bedford, or wait maybe bourne.

by Alice and Wonderland July 29, 2008

Mario Taint

A virtual taint program created by Nintendo allowing the average child to magically paint with there taint while also playing some educational games about your taint.

Man! My children love Mario Taint! Hopefully this will teach them how to become productive members of society. With there taints...

by Jordan the BETTER GENIUS than the other one... January 25, 2008

Macios

Polish last name meaning "to have a fist"

That Macios girl is awesome :D

by TimeEternal May 11, 2009

Mario Bro

One who must always "one up" someone

Person: Hey so I got a new phone! It's a nokia
Mario Bro: Well I got the new iphone
Person: Nice! I also got a new windows computer
Mario Bro: I have the new imac
Person: Dude....quit being such a mario bro

by awesomepersonofawesome December 14, 2011

mariojawanna

the feeling when mario gets the fire flower

OH MY FUCKING GOD I JUST GOT MARIOJAWANNA

by The guy with website humor April 19, 2017

Mario

An Italian plumber who gets high off of mushrooms and kicks fire breathing turtle ass.

Mario: (pulls axe)
Bowser: "FUCK NOT AGAIN!"

by Dubiks August 25, 2018