morning porridge

The act of giving oral sex to a woman after a long session of vaginal intercourse, so that you get a mouthful of delicious oaty goodness.

"Man, you've got something on your collar there."

"Oh, sorry, I must have spilled some of my morning porridge"

"Oh dude, Nice

*high five*

by EmotionalSpork December 7, 2017

morning pickle

When you wake up and find out where the cucumber went last night.

I lost my cuke at some point in the night and woke up later only to find out that I now have a morning pickle

by Jdl142 July 3, 2018

morning gorey

When you wake up in the morning, after having your ass pounder, to find you have a prolapsed answer.

Adam woke up with morning gorey, he hoped Tyrone would push it back in again.

by stusx10 May 25, 2018

morning snoring

When you wake up in the morning, before your partner in bed has woken up, you hear him still snoring as you get out of bed.

Always morning snoring to start the day!

by Ereck Flowers November 14, 2018

Morning Jogger

A morning jogger is an absolute wet wipe of a person. Boring, predictable, annoying.

Have you heard much from Lew and Jon?

No, they have turned into morning joggers .

by WeNeedaMedic January 19, 2019

Morning Watermelon

The female version of morning wood considering it is pink, wet, and edible. Usually worse if you dream about anyone with a name starting with D.

I’ve heard that cords really help solve morning watermelon.

by watermalone69 January 22, 2019

Morningnee

When you feel real tired like you have just woken up in the morning.

Man I’m feeling real morningnee in 3rd hour today!

by Idk62626 March 26, 2019