monkey biscuit

slang word for the butthole.

i will dropkick a watermelon directly into ur monkey biscuit.

by ed wallss August 2, 2009

monkey looking out of a bear's arsehole

An ugly woman with long frizzy hair

Winsome was the spitting image of a monkey looking out of a bear's arsehole.

by Poll Hereford November 2, 2009

Monkey-Cheese-Ninjas-Pirates

Nerds who think they're "random" and hilarious because they yell out shit like "Monkey! Cheese!" and laugh their asses off.

If I hear one more thing about waffles from that Monkey-Cheese-Ninja-Pirate, I'm leaving.

She is really annoying in a monkey-cheese-ninjas-pirates way.

by enigmaramus October 27, 2011

monkey sucker

Euphemism for "mother fucker," to be used when your elders are around.

Bob: "That sick fuck was fucking his own mom, so I called him a..."

(Bob's father walks in the room)

Bob: "...MONKEY SUCKER!"

by CowManCheeseBall September 9, 2012

monkey dip

When a female does not arch her back correctly while receiving doggy style which forces the male to penetrate at an awkward angle usually up and down or at an augmented angle in a bouncing movement causing the engagement of the hamstrings and other leg muscles.

Rachel doesn't know how to arch her back man, I had to monkey dip her all night my legs are killing me.

by __kungfupanda__ November 25, 2014

Monkey King

A hyperactive cunt, who frantically jumps around, as if his genes hit the wrong side of evolution.

Colin: Hey did you see Andrew at camp last week?
Gordon: Oh yeah, he was jumping on the rocks right
Colin: What a F@%* Monkey King

by LiquongDaemingSwing March 15, 2018

Monkey Mouth

Someone talkin on n on bout shit they have no idea about
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Stuttering mumbling

Goofy: aye foo... I like cant even... man Im like bro... you my homie... bro I like remember... remember that time when?...

Me*Internally*: IF YOU DONT SHUT YO MONKEY MOUTHING ASS THE FUCK UP!

by Munki King November 24, 2020