milf

a milf is someone who is very hot and has big badonker boobas and momma. only people of good taste truly know how to enjoy milfs.

#MILF AYO UR MOM IS HOT! 🔥 oh, you mean seph..? 😏 AY WHY TF WOULD YOU SAY THAT MAN! 🤬

by secksmaster69 February 25, 2021

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MILF

Meme I'd like to fuck.

Man, she's really funny! She's a MILF!
Bro, that was a funny joke, have you ever thought of yourself as a MILF?

by milf_disdhik December 26, 2021

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dunder milf

A cool dude

you are the only sense of reason in this group of dunder milfs

by BJHSILOVEONEDIRECTION March 31, 2019

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movember milf

A hot, older cougar, which partakes in Movember and has stopped shaving her mustache for this.

Look at that hot Movember MILF, I could caress her mustache all day.

"She's such a Movember MILF, I love that it tickles when I kiss her!"

by Milfyway November 15, 2013

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..the widely used, somewhat impolite, slang term for a woman (who's had children) hymen, a piece of skin which covers the opening of the vagina and, contrary to popular belief, can be broken in any number of ways including sexual intercourse, tampon use, and vigorous exercise.

Thank God your mom's a whore, otherwise I'd never have popped my milf cherry..

by Two-t April 21, 2017

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