Lacking in salt

Phrase used to describe a person or situation which is either less than desirable or lacklustre. May also be used to comment on the attitude or action of a person.

"How was your trip to Guernsey?"
"Terrible, it was lacking in salt"

"I can't make it, you go on without me!!"
"Your attitude is sorely lacking in salt, stand up soldier!"

"Hai lets go to simon's party"
"No wai, it's gonna totally lack salt"

by Daniel James O'Connell January 22, 2008

Fro-licking

The act of licking the smegma from beneath the foreskin in order to provide sexual pleasure for the subject.

Patrick: I had one hella cool fro-licking session last night guys

by Adda0098 June 6, 2016

Licking them

A term I learned in the back country of Wyoming working with roughnecks in the patch (oil/gas drilling site). It implies that you are bored and not doing a thing that is worth describing. Literally means you're licking your own nuts to pleasure yourself much as a dog seems to do so at random when he's bored.

"Hey what's goin' on, Frank?" "I'm lickin' 'em... you?"

by s.e.t.i. March 29, 2005

licking the fire

the act of smoothering a person in bannanas foster lighting them on fire and licking it all of as the fire burns

i was licking the fire with my boyfriend last night and it was hot

by lohikan!! August 31, 2007

licking furniture

The act of oral sex between two females.

Lori really likes when Jess licks her furniture.

Both of them enjoy licking furniture.

by tes272 August 14, 2014

Licking taint

When you’re/someone (is) kissing ass so much to get something for so long that you’re no longer kissing ass you’re licking taint.

(Trying to achieve something by sucking up to someone, but having to double the amount of sucking up, to advance on the reaching of ones goal.)

(Relates to terms like, ass kissing, suck my dick, suck a left nut/tit, screw you, gtfo, and lick my balls ( ligma ). )

Bro Jordan has been kissing Sarah’s ass for months, now he’s just licking taint.

by Goatking69420 July 31, 2018

Licking stamps

What every gay ass does instead of licking pussies.

Why you looking at my girl and licking stamps

by Fortnitebitch January 9, 2019