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Cheesy Knob

Unwashed penis, unhygienic conman mechanic, foul smelling foreskin from not washing, a person in denial about their low sexual standards.
Theres cheesy knob, cheesy knob had his feet to the wall last night, cheesy is being sleazy again, cheesy got another victim, some smell from cheesy foreskin after the weekend
by DClovessinkingboats May 22, 2019
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Ree-Knob

A Ree-Knob is when a guy going through puberty gets a hard on and it inconveniences him.
"I had to reeeeeee on outta class cuz I had a total ree-knob when the teacher called me up."
by Gurgster June 10, 2019
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Cheesy knob

Where you have been having sex with someone and you don’t wash your knob for a long while then cheese starts to come out the bellend of it and grow around the bellend then it gives off a cheeeeees smell as if your eating a toasty
Cheesy knob Kevin I could almost make a cheese toasty aff that knob a urs get it washed ya smelly belly
by VXCASXV January 25, 2021
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Bollocking Knob Jockey

A person who does not abide by the basic human principles, they influence bad behaviours among surrounding people; Often the younger generation
Person 1: “Why are they doing that?”

Person 2: “They are a Bollocking Knob Jockey, they can’t help it”

Person 1: “Oh, ok. I understand now. Thank you!”

Person 2: “Your welcome
by A total slag March 31, 2022
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Insufferable knob

An obnoxious buffoon with little to no decorum, who is prone to loud outburst of ill-informed opinion.
Dean: “Did you see Emad aggressively cheering for his fantasy team over the Hawks?”

Me: “Yeah I know, when he drinks tequila he is an insufferable knob”
by Bitchbag69 December 5, 2022
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Bork-Knob

An amendment to the classic doorknob game, when someone rips one more deadly than Hiroshima, but they say “safety” before anyone can say “doorknob” someone else can yell out “Bork-Knob” and they get to beat the shit out of the farter until he/she spells out “Bork-Knob”
Scenario:
Bob: Rips a fat one
Bob: “Saftey”
Phill: “Bork-Knob”
*Phill beats the shit out of Bob while Bob struggles to remember how to spell Bork-Knob*
Bob: B-O-R-K-HYPHEN-K-N-O-B
*Bob is finally safe and phill stops beating the fuck out of bob*
by Peensucker August 10, 2023
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Assetricks and Knobelix

Stimulating your anus while gracefully delivering a blowjob to your partner and just before he blows, you pull away, take your finger out your ass and stick it up his nose so that he ejaculates with the smell of your shit in his nostril. He will be disgusted and pleasured at the same time... for the more experienced sexual adventurer.
Hey, I did an Assetricks and Knobelix on my bf last night. He said it shook his very foundation.
by SmuttyBoobs November 22, 2009
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